Aubrey O'Day Nude Playboy Pics! You Saw Them Here Last!
Thursday, February 19th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: PlayboyYeah, so we're late to the party of posting Aubrey O'Day's nude pictoral for the March 2009 issue of Playboy Magazine. Since it's Playboy we can already assume that there's going to be a crapload of airbrushing/photoshopping, like Kim Kardashian's Playboy pics, and this is no exception. I'm pleased to see that Aubrey cashed in on her Playboy trump card while it was hot... unlike the forgotten American Idol pee-pee girl Antonella Barba. Where the hell is she now? Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fat ass need to take a lesson from Aubrey and just do it already.
However, if Playboy's master Photoshopping is not your thing, you've got the "leaked" nude photos of Audrina Patridge and of course, Vanessa Hudgens and her hairy bush.
Check out Aubrey's photos... now, it's not typical for us to post full blown nudity but for Aubrey and the fact that it's Photoshopped to death (and there's not snatch) I think it's only necessary for me to do it. And if you didn't already realize, the next pages are definitely NSFW.
























everything fake she looked better before surgeory
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fake nasty whore. her body does NOT look that good in candids. any body can look smoking hot with photoshop. especially when playboy is doing it. i feel sad for the guys who buy this shit and jerkoff to some photoshopped ugly ass WHORE
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I happily, joyfully report that my pickle does not find this person "wankable".
My name is JT and I approved this message.
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u know she's actually hot. maybe there's alot of photo-shopping but that's mostly her. I don't know why ur so angry over this is that a little bit of insecurity i sense?
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wow. i love photoshop
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I like Playboy. I actually read the articles, theres some interesting stuff. Lately thet haven't been doing so good with their selection of women.
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Guys actually pay for this shit? To look at naked cartoons?
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I think she looks good here.
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This photoshoot is a pile of shit. The pics look like paintings because of all the soft focus and Photoshopping (the designers overused the smudge and clone stamp tools).
Not only that, she just looks skanky. But it's Aubrey . . . there's no way class would have ever entered the equation.
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All this talk of stimulation, but I don’t feel stimulated...I do feel that I got fucked, though.
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Pic #4 = nice ass. But that's about all I have to say regarding this photoshoot.
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Her ass does look nice, but I'd like to see the pic before it was photoshopped.
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Aubrey, please return the 500K you stole from a senile old man and no questions will be asked.
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This is truly depressing. I was trying to rub one out as I was looking as these pics. Then my dick went limp.
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She is definately on the list.
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Too bad this looks about as much like her as it does like Velma from Skooby Doo. This skank is so airbrushed she looks like a cartoon. We already know she has big floppy titties and is kind of chubby so don't insult our intelligence by publishing some Anime pictures in Playboy and claiming they are you. Photoshop should be banned!
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Jessica Rabbit looks more real than these photoshopped pics.
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Third photo is nice, I want her boobs fake and all.-
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usually PB throws a fit when you post their pics.. especially if it's a celeb.
Maybe they don't give a shit about Aubrey O'Day...
cuz I don't either.
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Playboy 'No Photoshop edition' would be so much better.
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She should have taken her insecure stumpy legs to the Going-Out-Of-Business sale at Circuit City, found a cheap video camera (MINI DV, widescreen), called up one of her D list rapper guy friends, made a shitty D list celeb porno, and called it a day.
it would have been a much better experience for her and all of us.
look at yourself you pile of low self-esteem. you don't think you look as good as those illustrations in that magazine do you?
joke is on you, you D list cunt rag.
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And Playboy wonders why their biz is failing??? This is a bronzed turd. So fuckin' fail.
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it's all i expected...photoshop as fuck n still fucking Ugly!!!!
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Homely. And she couldn't pose worth a shit with a gun stuck to her head.
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She looks good, waaaay better than KiKa's Playboy shoot.
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First of she's butta, tan is fake, tits look fake, who the hell knows what else is, photoshopped the living fuck out of here...F-
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On the plus side, you got to see what the fuss was about for free and you didn't have to shell out for that vile rag.
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i think the cover looks pretty hot... too bad about that face
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omg it doesnt look like her at all pic 7 she looks like christina aguilera
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this is beyond photoshop, most likely they re-modelled her with studio max.
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1. Her face looks like she has down syndrome.
2. Her ass is nice except that in a few years that shit is gonna drop into her thighs and turn into cellulite.
3. She needs to work out those legs and abs
4. Her hair looks dry, and over dyed...
5. She's the epitome of white trash...how sad.
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GOD AWFUL SHIT! PLAYBOY sucks.
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Everybody is pissin' and moanin' about photoshop and bla, bla, bla. Everyone of you KNOW that if she aimed it at you you'de cream yourself tryin' to get at it,Jesus,And, if any of you had a gilrfriend you wouldn't have to wank it yourself.Photoshop or not, she's beautiful.
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Yo,.. id still fuck the shit out of this bitch.. these guys posting prob couldnt get girls half as good.. fuckin dumbasses
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Lol all the girls are hating hahaha girls don't be mad we're paying to see her nude she's basicly a hooker do you girls want to be treated like hookers? ........I didn't think so
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The photos of Aubrey seem cartoonish, like something you'd find on a hentai website. Even though she's got nice photoshopped curves, she still looks rather plain. I'd still bang her as though there was no tomorrow.
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She's hot, she looks like whoreish but shes still hot.
:)
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Wow a lot of critics I guess a lot of gay Mofos in here I'd hit that quick
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