Audrina Patridge @ MTV Australia Awards 2009
Monday, March 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Seriously, Audrina Patridge has these "leaked" nude photos of herself to thank for all the attention she's received the last year. Who's idea was it to hire her for the gig to co-host these awards? Read more in Audrina Patridge, Award Shows, Sluts & Whores, TV, Wannabe Fame Whore
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I love her hair. Her hair rarely looks bad. Other than that, she's not very attractive.
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i guarantee she's 10000 % hotter than you hag
where is your oger face anyway??
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YES, RHONDA IS DEFINATELY AN OGRE.
A JEALOUS MIDDLE AGED WOMAN BASHING ON YOUNG, HOT CELEBRITIES.
SADDDDD.
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Don't fuck with Rhonda. Rhonda is the shit.
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STFU YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT.
GO LICK RHONDA'S DRIED UP SNATCH.
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Fuck you, sPam. Jealous much?
Wiseblood is the man!
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*taps her foot*
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Confession:
I just rolled my eyes and smacked my lips. I know...you're gonna slap my hand for that. Sorry!
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LOLZ
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.....
AND I CAN SMELL YOU NOW. GO WASH UP, RHONDA.
YOU SMELL LIKE OLD PEOPLE ON A RETIREMENT HOME!!!!!
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You're the illiterate bitch, sPam. You misspelled "illiterate". LOL!
"old people on a retirement home" Dumbass!
Ooh...I am so scared right now.
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AND GO GET ME A PACKET OF CIGARETTES!!!!!!!
THAT NEW BRAND, VIRGINIA BLEND.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.....
AND YOU'LL ALSO PAY FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH LATER ON.
JUST YOU WAIT.
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CAPS LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL, AMIRITE???
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Being a bitch? I was merely correcting your misspelled word. Normally, I would have let it go, but the irony was just too much.
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Funny how sPam can't spell "illiterate" under any of "her" aliases, i.e. jennyla, huh?
Maybe the retirement home "she's" in is underground and "she's" literally "on" it while airing out her wrinkles. LOL
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LMFAO!
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sPam/jennyblah continue to fail no matter the occasion. I believe it's written in the stars, the ones that map out Taurus the Bull's nuts and Aries' asshole.
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I'll throw Dumbla in there just to be sure. The two of them might as well be one in the same, since they get equally beat down on a daily basis, here.
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HAHAHA!!! That brought tears to my eyes.
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Bernice = Dumbla , Joy = sPam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWZp1U2iS4
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OMGsh! LOL!
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YOU'RE A RETARDED SON OF A BITCH.
WHAT'S THE MATTER??? YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND DUMPED YOU FOR A SKUNK????? FUCKING AN ANIMAL WOULD BE BETTER THAN FEELING YOUR LITTLE TO NOTHING "PENIS" INSIDE YOU.....ALL THOSE 2 SECONDS!!!!
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I agree. Goliano is a loser who is most likely cheated on all the time, by everyone.
Everybody hates Goliano and Rhonda, otherwise they wouldn't spend so much time on this website.
They deserve each other.
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31 comments? Must be Goliano, Rhonda, and Catie Harmful (is that really you? fuck you're ugly) carrying on a mind-meltingly boring conversation and stroking each other's fragile-as-fuck egos. Now that the tracking tab is back maybe this site can add a system whereby people who actually make humorous and worthwhile posts can vote off these stiffs. "Sigh. Do you remember what Bastardly used to be like?" Yeah, it used to not be saturated with your boring shit.
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Sigh. I remember when the Bastardly used to be about commenting on pictures of celebrities. Now it's just full of sPam and his/her various certified and uncertified aliases. Those days are gone now.
31+ comments and trolls fixated on a couple people. sPam, you say everybody hates us, yet you keep coming back to insult us. Your newest alias gave you away...again.
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Don't you think you guys should just ignore these people now. It must be unentertaining by now. You are being played with and you fall for it every time. You are just some random persons stress ball and you can't see it. Don't be played with anymore. FOR ALL OUR SAKES.
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i remember when this site didn't have a secret society of people that ran it...and it was just Moe & Jackson. those were good days...then along came the hanger-ons who can't grasp the concept of 'fuck off and die already, because no one likes you or your filth'.
yep.
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Since I'm sure this site is database driven, all they have to do is restrict ISP Adresses to a single screen name. With certified bastards it would be more than simple, with uncertifieds, they could be restricted to the first screen name they use over a 24 hour period. Which wouldn't affect those uncertifieds who aren't trolls.
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That secret club stopped the Bastardly turning into the shit cluster it is now. It isn't here anymore and look at it. 'nough said!
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hehe, 'shit cluster'...that is all
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query: if you don't like it here, why don't you leave? it's almost like staying in a house that has a termite infestation.
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You mean there's a Bastardly Illuminati? I can see them all sitting in a small boardroom with lotion, Kleenex, and an infinite loop of skinny women with fake tits showing from a slide projector onto the wall. While ignoring enforcement of the Bastardly "RULES" posted at the bottom of this page.
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WELL, GOLIANO, TRUTH IS THAT YOU, RHONDA AND CAITIE "HARMFUL" ARE GETTING TOO OLD, UGLY AND BORING TO BE "HANGIN' AROUND" ON THIS WEBSITE. GO SOMEWHERE AND WAIT FOR DEATH TO COME, OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.
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For you foreigners, Kleenex® is facial tissue. That is all. I see nothing else in the immediate vicinity worth replying to.
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ooooh. Pootie Tang is on.
laterz gaterz.
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I don't think it's fair blaming some random person for everything...it's kind of stupid, if you ask me, Rhonda.
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Is that it, sPam? Not much thought put into that "insult".
Although, I do have to compiment you on your proper use of the words "you're" and "your". Both words are so commonly misused on this site. Bravo and good job!
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I think I know who this anonymous douche is: Jessica Alba. She found this site and found all the TRUTH we have been spreading about her and now she is pissed...only because she never works and never does things real moms do.
look spammer...don't be cunty. got it?
rhonda is my girl. she fucking rocks you misspelling cunt rag.
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"I think I know who this anonymous douche is: Jessica Alba."
comment of the century.
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THAT BITCH! I knew I hated that bitchass Albatrash for a reason. Talking shit about me and my buds.
I'm waiting for the next Albatrash post so I can agree with everything you say, Wise One.
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fuck you cunt audrina is a dankie
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HOW'S IT GOING HITTING ON ALL THE UNDERAGE PUSSIES ON THIS SITE, "WISEBLOOD"???
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i agree on the hair, but she isn't that hot
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did her eyes get lighter?
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Yay!!! she finally found the camera, at least on a couple of pictures anyway,....she looks whorish tho. But what else is new?
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Wow she looks more like a skank than normal but hey I like her!
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Skanktastically good stuff. I'd stuff it like a christmas roast. Ofcourse I will then follow the proceeding with a trip to the clinic... Saftey first.
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She looks pretty decent here. Dress hides how distractingly wide apart her boobies normally are, legs look nice, and she's looking into the camera.
She must have switched shoes right before the pics were taken. Her feet still show dents from straps that may have been too tight.
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good eye. i noticed that, too....about her feet, that is...
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Geez, I'm impressed by how closely some people analyze these pics! LOL
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Not bad-looking overall.
But I bet if you looked into those weird eyes of hers, you would see an empty void of space.
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She looks pretty good in these pics. Not like herself though. Still good though.
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errrr....the link leads to ashley tisdales mexico vacation...???
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I think if they wanted to make failure into a cologne, they would just bottle up this post (and a few others)!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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Very nice legs. :)~
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pretty, but reminds me blade the movie, with that eye shadow crap...
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she's wearing the same sandals heidi montag wears at hiltons birthday bash!
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she's even uglier than usual
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I would love to comment but I can't see any pictures!! At least now I can read comments again. Why can't I see anything on this site now though, its fuckin weird.
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She is an empty headed manniquin... Fake boobs, fake personality and a vacuous look about her that screams "airhead"... What is she famous for, anyway?
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Caitie Harmful
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"I think I know who this anonymous douche is: Jessica Alba."
comment of the century.
^ ^ ^ fully agree, Catie Harmful-- i wish it would harm slobba--- you KNOW she googles her name every chance she gets, that insecure cunt with the BIGGEST ego, she makes tom cruise look humble!!!
Rhonda
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THAT BITCH! I knew I hated that bitchass Albatrash for a reason. Talking shit about me and my buds.
I'm waiting for the next Albatrash post so I can agree with everything you say, Wise One.
^ ^ ^ was she really talking smack??????
what a dumb cunt. useless, worthless and lets not forget FUGLY!!! just like her fat gross ULTRA FUG spawn!!!!
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It's official I must have a piece of Audrina.
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