Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures From "The Hills" Set in Hawaii
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped during a filming on Oahu's North Shore in Hawaii.While we're on the topic of really dumb & super hot chicks (in an extremely slutty-way, of course---the type of chick you wanna bang for bragging rights during drunken nights out with friends (i.e. "Ya, I had drunken sex with her after a party in Vegas...") & simply b/c a lot of dudes secretly (or openly) wanna fuck them too (chicks like Paris Hilton fall into this category), let's take a second to list the top five dumbest & hottest chicks in Hollywood.
Of course, this isn't something you just pull out of your ass b/c it'd be fucked up to mention hot chicks who aren't actually dumb, so I don't have my list compiled just yet. If you're gonna comment with your top five, make sure you do it in this format:
Chick's Name: Reason she's on the list.
And, in the name of useless shit that no one really gives a shit about but gives a shit about, I'll check back here often & report back with results in a couple weeks.
























This chick makes my tongue hard. GD I think she's hot!
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Her titties are so gross.
But I must admit she has nice abs.
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she's fine...has a nice body!!...she's stupid has they come, but hot!
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Her boobs are definitely not smooth!
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Bad tit job.
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she looks smart!
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you think the weight of whatever it is we see in first pic on page five/would cause the top to become untied...
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I want a piece!
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I think I will masturbate to those pics.
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She looks great! damn
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why does she always wear so much makeup? even to the beach? i bet she looks horrible without it.
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Ugh,she looks so fucking MORMON!
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when you look at some people you can just say to yourself, "yep that person rode the short bus to school." i say this everytime i see audrina and her fake tits. next.
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As a person who rode the short bus to school for 2 years i take great offense to your comment. You need to get out more and stop making such stupid statements. REATRD
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"REATRD"......my point exactly! hurry up or you're gonna miss the bus RETARD!!!!!!!!
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Ah c'mon, cut me some fuckin slack lol.That was clearly a typo lol. RETARD lol!
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Why do her tits hate each other?
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you know how fake people hate each other and can't stand be to next to each other? same thing with a pair of extremely fake tits like audrina's.
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i want to lick her sexy abs all night long!!
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She's ugly. And, she got a bad boob job.
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sexy abs??? can you say PUDGE? there's fat on that lower part of her stomache. are you people blind?
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That's what happens to your stomach when you sit down, idiot.
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bitch is a disgrace for mankind
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