Audrina Patridge Celebrated Her 24th Birthday!
Monday, May 11th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Audrina Patridge celebrated her 24th birthday at Beso Restaurant over the weekend. Why do we care? Well, we don't but it's nice to see that made-up fame was given to this chick just cause of her nudie pics. Only in America!Read more in Audrina Patridge, Bastardly Breaking News!, Sluts & Whores, Wannabe Fame Whore
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bad fake tits.
miserable acting "skill".
dumb show.
"stars" in lame ass movie sequels.
this chick is fucking LAME.
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+10!
LMAO! INDEFINITELY AGREED!
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dont forget, horrid feet.
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"horrible feet", yes indeed, it creeps me out
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That dress is shit. She looks terrible.
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+5
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24th birfday? Bitch needs to stay away from Sunset Tan. She already looks like she is in her 30's (of course I'd still tap that shizz though).
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i like the dress, hate the shoes, but i have seen her look worse then this
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I think she looks fantastic. Would take her over Brittney Spears or Jessica Simpson any day.
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looks great in picture 5.
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id hit it
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Definitely Fuckable.
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Pic 3 lol.
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she looks stoned .. other than that she's still a talentless bobbleheaded nobody only made famous by MTV
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omg wtf is wrong with her ! first of all her dress looks like the strap fell off on her left tit and is about to fall off. It looks absolutely horrible! and secondly she looks like a fucking retarded twat honestly what is wrong with this world to make this idiot fammous?
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My thought ratings
Dress: -4/10 - (reason: Whatever, it made me slip off the roof)
The Ceiling Eyes: 6.5/10 (reason: its driving me, buck-o here!)
Shoes: 1/10 (reason: fuckers hates it)
Results: 6.6 (below average)
That made my day shit!
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WILL YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THE GODDAMN NUMBERS SHIT?????!
fuck.
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Not you again, AND FUCK NO, GOT A PROBLEM? THEN DEAL WITH IT WHINER
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LOL I can deal with the numbers. I'd prefer he stop with the alphabet.
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i'd prefer if he'd just stop, period.
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I'm not sure why, but she has been looking really hot lately. Maybe she switched from 2% to whole milk.
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LOL!
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There's nothing especially remarkable about Audrina Patridge. She has a nice body, but she lacks talent and her face could benefit from some plastic surgery. She appears thinner in these photos, though she looks constipated on page 3. I'd still corn hole this chick.
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