Audrina Patridge & Friends Hit The Beverly Center
Friday, August 28th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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It's nice to see that, unlike Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge is following Rule #1 from the 2009 D-List Celebrity Camera Whore Handbook, which reads: "When in public where members of the paparazzi will snap photographs, make sure the friends you hang out with are fatter and far less hotter than you."
Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING!! Audrina Patridge Gets A Parking Ticket! Drives A G-Ride!
- Audrina Patridge Drives a SL550, Drinks Penta Water, & Owns a Chanel Bag!
- BREAKING NEWS!! Audrina Patridge Upgrades From SL550 to G500!
- Caption This! (Audrina Patridge & Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pics From Costa Rica!)
- Bikini Marketing: Audrina Patridge Eats A Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Burger!
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ROLF at the "OW" pic on page 2. Made my morning.
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nice bum.
is it true that audrina was actually looking at the ground on page one? i thought she was only looking at the sky or ceiling.
this just can't be.
could she possibly be good in bed? she is probably like paris hilton and TOTALLY boring and probably just passable at sucking cock.
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I agree with you. Probably her agent told her to stop looking up at the damn sky/ceiling. But in some pics, she's still doing that... looking up.
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short legs and concave ass but other than that she looks pretty sexy here and the use of the DUFF is totally effective.
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hooker heels. gotta love 'em!
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Not sure they are hooker heels - they look normal to me e.g. no lucite but yes I like them too
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they look pretty high 2 me on page 2 where she's bending over and that's all that counts.
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they are 5" heels...that IS high
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That's not the issue - plenty of women wear high heels - the point was weather they are "hooker heels".
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yeah, they'd have 2 b black maybe or really red 2 b considered "hooker heels", made of shiny leather.
Shiny leathery thigh high boots with high heel also counts, of course.
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I LOOOOOOVE the heels this girl wears. She has just my kind of taste in footwear. I would gladly attend to them and to her pretty feet with my tongue!
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another feet lover :)
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nice hills
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She looks great although I prefer her in dark hair the blond color looks okay. What I think makes the difference other than the shoes and tight jeans is that she looks into the camera in most of the pics or at least is NOT staring into the sky.
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she needs to wear tights or these kind of tight ass jeans ALL the time, like even to sleep, ALL the time, and she needs heels like those, if she could keep this up (and she can't) we would stop talking about the ceiling eyes
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I want to share that pizza with her.
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I still don't like this chick or approve of her existence, but she is looking better these days. Or have I just grown immune to her freaky ceiling eyes?
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Audrina's shoes are hot and she has gorgeous hair no matter what color it is.
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Indeed.
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I really dig that body of hers..and actually I think she's looking aweful pretty lately too....man if only those pants could've split in half..sigh.
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She has a really great Body!!...just amazing!!
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i cant believe i am gonna say this but she looks sexy...face included, too...at least from far away...i really like that hair style...and the first pic made me laugh...the way that fat chick is looking down is really giving the impression that she's looking down because she's ashamed lol
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Audrina looks amazing here, maybe it is the friends with her but I think it might be that she is actually just a hot piece of ass!
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ewww. shoulder blade sticking out on page 3, middle picture.
urrrrgh.
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i hate it when wanna be fame whores dont show
their "talent"..
Audrina has retaken the lead on my wanna be fame whore hit list.. great ass..
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Love love love the sandals.
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I know she is a a no-talent whore but I think she is the hottest piece of ass in Hollyweird right now! She is having her 15 minutes and loving it and I enjoy her being at ease with her fame. God I want to eat every inch of her fabulous body.... from pampered toe to golden highlight. Who cares if she has ceiling eyes!
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I'm actually mildy attracted to this girl after these pictures
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Wow I cant believe it - Bastardly posters showing the love for Audrina!
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9 bottom
audriana: "Notice how I twirl my hair & look up at the same time? Isn't this just the cutist thing I've ever done?"
chubby duff: "Notice how I'm staring at the donut shop & drooling?"
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With an inch or two more ass this woman would have a sick body!!
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while she is amusing to poke fun at, she is really hot..one of the most amazing bodies and she's gorgeous and rich...lucky bitch
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She looks STUNNING in these pictures, I love her make-up and her hair in these!
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Shit.. I'd fuck her fat friend and not think twice about it.
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you're joking, I know you are....
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i like her jeans. She does look good here. The only thing really wrong with her is her eyes...and maybe her frankentits.
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LOL @ pic 2.3
stupid whore
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If THIS is the best body in Hollywood then... wtf
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Shes looking pretty darn good in these photos
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Why does erbody think , that this useless whore is hot.Shes just fake,dumb and has teeth like a rabbit. Never saw such an attention whore like her. If her friend would not be so fat she'd be 100 times hotter than this piece of donkeyshit...Im in a bad mood 2day
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I feel bad for the friend..yes, she is fat, but she is also wearing far less (if any) makeup, a very unflattering outfit, her hair isn't done, etc. She's at more disadvantage here than just the obvious excess weight. weight loss + makeover and plastic surgery like Audrina's, and who knows what she could look like
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