Audrina Patridge in a Classy Red Dress @ Club Bardot in Hollywood!
Friday, September 25th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
These were snapped last night.Season 5 of the MTV's popular show "The Hills" returns next Tuesday evening, so look for the stars of the show to whore it up in front of the papz in the coming days. Audrina's kept her part of the bargain last night when she appeared with her current sex-toy wearing a sexy, red dress more suitable for a corner prostitute. Regardless of prostitute state of affairs, her hotness level is undeniably high in these pics---and she knows it! OW!
We're pretty sure Audrina used some of that hotness when she landed her very own reality show "The Audrina Show" (or its alternative title, "The Colony") in which cameras will follow her around as she attempts to scrape out a living in Hollywood. Sadly, they'll probably turn the cameras off when Audrina's giving producers and directors blowjobs inside their offices to finalize contract negotiations.
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lmao at the ceiling eyes
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if she were to read these comments she would only see mine and if she tried to read this comment she would see her pics and so on...
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now this is more like it true fame whore material..
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she is the essence of standard-substandard.
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she isn't hot but i like the dress, it isn't bad
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Not much going on upstairs, thats a fact. But the body is slamming.
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Word up on the slamming body, but is the dress really helping her here? I'm not sure that I wouldn't prefer to see her in something a little more to it. That being said, I'll withhold final judgment until I see a backside view of her in this little number.
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dead-on, that dress looks like she cut an old bridesmaid dress
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Boobs courtesy of Dow-Corning - Kevlar enforced and tensile tested. The reason she's a ceiling eyed-whore is the saline bags are heavy (20 lbs/each). They're pulling her eye muscles downward.
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2 entrys in 1 day....
it is sites like this one that are maintaining this wannabes 15mins. Let her go Moe, she isnt worth it.
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looks HOT
but the hair is bothering me
Go back to Darkerrrr hair
LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the shoes
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I absolutely stand by my earlier assertion that she is Hollywood's hottest at this moment. Eliza Dushku would be my number two. Anyway aurah-leigh, I love her shoes too and her pretty toes and legs and all the rest of her. And if you are the lady of the day from yesterday then I love you too!
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ahh yes...
audrina looking notch...AND UP.
what else is new?
i would so fuck her and dump her on the curb of La Brea and Sunset and then go to Girls Girls Girls and look for REAL whores.
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you used to have to be talented to be on TV. now you just have to be hot. the world is fucked up
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she's not that great...her eyes look like a retard
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Her eyes are making me want to punch her face.
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She does have nice legs...and body isn't bad either...I don't know, but I wouldn't hesitate to give her the old sausage if I had the chance...fucked up eyes and all.....
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No woman makes me more ashamed to be a man than her. It is she that reminds me, I'd fuck damn near anything, even her.
*smh*
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On the blow job front. At least she has the looking up seductively part down. I wouldn't attempt to ask her a question though, cause her eyes might just roll back in her head and she might start chewing....Ouch.
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Blerggghhh, fake and annoying, dumb as shit plastic bitch.
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she looks good here, ill give her that, but her eyes have really gotten to the point that I want to rip them out.
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Seriously, she needs to check her eyes to the doctor or at least fix it.
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Can't she get a new pair of eyes from an organ donor?
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Ceiling Eyes can not watch you masturbate.
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God damn ceiling eyes, just keep looking for NASA Spaceships as always.
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BIG HEAD. Her head is sooooooooo big.Pls stop posting this hideous piece of shit.M Fox is the most beautiful lady in the States. I would love 2 c Megan kicking and punching this bitches ugly bloated face.
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Classy is not the word that defines the dress but she does look tasty
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Muffin, relax, M.Fox has horrible skin when seen in HD, plus, she has an adams apple.
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Ok, could be but I still think that Megan is very pretty in comparison to this one.I respect your comment, and as a wiseman said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Piece :)
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Peace..I should quit smoking
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In all honesty...her eyes turn me on.
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You're insane..
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