Audrina Patridge in a Classy Red Dress @ Club Bardot in Hollywood!

These were snapped last night.

Season 5 of the MTV's popular show "The Hills" returns next Tuesday evening, so look for the stars of the show to whore it up in front of the papz in the coming days. Audrina's kept her part of the bargain last night when she appeared with her current sex-toy wearing a sexy, red dress more suitable for a corner prostitute. Regardless of prostitute state of affairs, her hotness level is undeniably high in these pics---and she knows it! OW!

We're pretty sure Audrina used some of that hotness when she landed her very own reality show "The Audrina Show" (or its alternative title, "The Colony") in which cameras will follow her around as she attempts to scrape out a living in Hollywood. Sadly, they'll probably turn the cameras off when Audrina's giving producers and directors blowjobs inside their offices to finalize contract negotiations.

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lmao at the ceiling eyes

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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if she were to read these comments she would only see mine and if she tried to read this comment she would see her pics and so on...

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 9:34pm
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now this is more like it true fame whore material..

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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she is the essence of standard-substandard.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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she isn't hot but i like the dress, it isn't bad

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:00pm
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Not much going on upstairs, thats a fact. But the body is slamming.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:07pm
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Word up on the slamming body, but is the dress really helping her here? I'm not sure that I wouldn't prefer to see her in something a little more to it. That being said, I'll withhold final judgment until I see a backside view of her in this little number.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:14pm
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dead-on, that dress looks like she cut an old bridesmaid dress

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:36pm
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Boobs courtesy of Dow-Corning - Kevlar enforced and tensile tested. The reason she's a ceiling eyed-whore is the saline bags are heavy (20 lbs/each). They're pulling her eye muscles downward.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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2 entrys in 1 day....

it is sites like this one that are maintaining this wannabes 15mins. Let her go Moe, she isnt worth it.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:53pm
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looks HOT

but the hair is bothering me
Go back to Darkerrrr hair

LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the shoes

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:28pm
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I absolutely stand by my earlier assertion that she is Hollywood's hottest at this moment. Eliza Dushku would be my number two. Anyway aurah-leigh, I love her shoes too and her pretty toes and legs and all the rest of her. And if you are the lady of the day from yesterday then I love you too!

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 1:03am
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ahh yes...

audrina looking notch...AND UP.

what else is new?

i would so fuck her and dump her on the curb of La Brea and Sunset and then go to Girls Girls Girls and look for REAL whores.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:38pm
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you used to have to be talented to be on TV. now you just have to be hot. the world is fucked up

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:48pm
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she's not that great...her eyes look like a retard

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 9:30pm
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Her eyes are making me want to punch her face.

Monday, September 28th, 2009 @ 3:17pm
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She does have nice legs...and body isn't bad either...I don't know, but I wouldn't hesitate to give her the old sausage if I had the chance...fucked up eyes and all.....

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 11:12pm
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No woman makes me more ashamed to be a man than her. It is she that reminds me, I'd fuck damn near anything, even her.

*smh*

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 11:40pm
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On the blow job front. At least she has the looking up seductively part down. I wouldn't attempt to ask her a question though, cause her eyes might just roll back in her head and she might start chewing....Ouch.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 1:42am
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Blerggghhh, fake and annoying, dumb as shit plastic bitch.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 4:27am
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she looks good here, ill give her that, but her eyes have really gotten to the point that I want to rip them out.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 8:48am
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Seriously, she needs to check her eyes to the doctor or at least fix it.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 9:23am
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Can't she get a new pair of eyes from an organ donor?

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 10:00am
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Ceiling Eyes can not watch you masturbate.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 10:38am
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God damn ceiling eyes, just keep looking for NASA Spaceships as always.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 11:12am
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BIG HEAD. Her head is sooooooooo big.Pls stop posting this hideous piece of shit.M Fox is the most beautiful lady in the States. I would love 2 c Megan kicking and punching this bitches ugly bloated face.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 4:57pm
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Classy is not the word that defines the dress but she does look tasty

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Muffin, relax, M.Fox has horrible skin when seen in HD, plus, she has an adams apple.

Monday, September 28th, 2009 @ 12:54pm
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Ok, could be but I still think that Megan is very pretty in comparison to this one.I respect your comment, and as a wiseman said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Piece :)

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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Peace..I should quit smoking

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 3:20pm
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In all honesty...her eyes turn me on.

Monday, September 28th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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You're insane..

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 @ 3:14pm
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