Audrina Patridge: Maxim Magazine, October 2009
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Photo Credit: MaximAudrina Patridge is on the cover of Maxim Magazine and even their photographers couldn't get her to look directly into the camera. I'm totally convinced that's her gimmick/trademark/whatever you wanna call it.
So Audrina isn't so pleased with rumors that go around about her. Notice how she doesn't say anything about getting her tits done because that's obviously true. All this exposure thanks to those mean awful untrustworthy people "leaking" nude photos of her.
“That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job…God, everything. I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day. I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody’s love child. I was like, ‘Do I look pregnant?’” Source
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her blood type is AIDS positive
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maxim always makes people look better then they really do. these are the best pictures of her i have ever seen honestly by far, she has hot potential its just she puts it together too few and far between
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yeah i agree, this is the best she has ever looked.
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Photoshop...
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+1
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her best pictures ever!
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were all the other dlisters unavailable to be on the cover?
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meh. her ass is flat and her candids from the other day with her fat friend were hotter.
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maybe the fat friend should've been on the cover too
2 wannabes for the price of 1
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i was about to say the same.
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lol I don't know, from this cover I have to say someone over at Maxim really doesn't like her.. her body shouldn't be that hard to photograph in a flattering way, and she has maximum severity ceiling eyes going on!
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lol I don't know, from this cover I have to say someone over at Maxim really doesn't like her.. her body shouldn't be that hard to photograph in a flattering way, and she has maximum severity ceiling eyes going on!
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obviously shooped.... she's looking at the fucking camera for christ's sake
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off topic.. it's very odd that kim k went back to brunette and moejackson isn't paralized with this breaking! news yet
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YEP I WOULD :-)
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the best thing in this photoshot is the lamborghini on page 2. I am sure it gives its owner as much Audrinas as he wants.
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(many, not much)
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This chick's body is absolutely amazing! It baffles me that anyone can deny it. These shots have my buddy at full attention.
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i'm absolutely speechless.
audrina looks like an amazingly sexy woman...it's just about the highest compliment that you can get from me.
after all the shit talking i have been doing, maxim and their wicked magical photoshop technique have me speechless and ready to drop not one, but two loads to this girl...WOMAN...right now.
she looks damn good.
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Mr. Postman, bring me my mail!!!!
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wow page 3 first pitcure! where its like the only picture that shes looking at the camera... is like the ONLY good picture
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The best thing about having sex with Audrina is that I don't have to trim downstairs since she never looks down.
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PS SADLY they probably had to photshop her to look at the camera
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what the fuck is wrong with her eyes? Can't she look STRAIGHT into the camera for once?
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I have always admitted that I wanted to fuck this bitch. That has not changed.
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blah...nothing special...those poses look so awkward...the only pic i like is the first pic on page 6.
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terrible angle, too slutty and even vulgar at some pics, dont know why she would wanna go down this road
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er.. nope.
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And Jesus Christ, can't they photoshop her eyes?
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OMG what an disgusting pancake-ass, and those boobs are awful
and face also ugly
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yummmyy
what id do to herr
even though ima girl
YUMMMM
shes soo sexy
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Shes an ugly whore. Her boob job is horrible, I bet her nipples look into 2 different directions. Bitch has NO ASS and short stumpy and cankeled legs. I would like to see M.Fox in these picures. Not this annoying bimbo.
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