Audrina Patridge: Maxim Magazine, October 2009

Photo Credit: Maxim

Audrina Patridge is on the cover of Maxim Magazine and even their photographers couldn't get her to look directly into the camera. I'm totally convinced that's her gimmick/trademark/whatever you wanna call it.

So Audrina isn't so pleased with rumors that go around about her. Notice how she doesn't say anything about getting her tits done because that's obviously true. All this exposure thanks to those mean awful untrustworthy people "leaking" nude photos of her.

“That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job…God, everything. I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day. I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody’s love child. I was like, ‘Do I look pregnant?’” Source

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1 Bastard Digs This!

her blood type is AIDS positive

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

maxim always makes people look better then they really do. these are the best pictures of her i have ever seen honestly by far, she has hot potential its just she puts it together too few and far between

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:07pm
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yeah i agree, this is the best she has ever looked.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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Photoshop...

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:42pm
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+1

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 7:24pm
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her best pictures ever!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 7:40pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

were all the other dlisters unavailable to be on the cover?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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meh. her ass is flat and her candids from the other day with her fat friend were hotter.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:24pm
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maybe the fat friend should've been on the cover too
2 wannabes for the price of 1

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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i was about to say the same.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 2:14am
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lol I don't know, from this cover I have to say someone over at Maxim really doesn't like her.. her body shouldn't be that hard to photograph in a flattering way, and she has maximum severity ceiling eyes going on!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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lol I don't know, from this cover I have to say someone over at Maxim really doesn't like her.. her body shouldn't be that hard to photograph in a flattering way, and she has maximum severity ceiling eyes going on!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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obviously shooped.... she's looking at the fucking camera for christ's sake

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:43pm
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off topic.. it's very odd that kim k went back to brunette and moejackson isn't paralized with this breaking! news yet

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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YEP I WOULD :-)

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:46pm
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the best thing in this photoshot is the lamborghini on page 2. I am sure it gives its owner as much Audrinas as he wants.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 8:08pm
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(many, not much)

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 8:50pm
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This chick's body is absolutely amazing! It baffles me that anyone can deny it. These shots have my buddy at full attention.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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i'm absolutely speechless.

audrina looks like an amazingly sexy woman...it's just about the highest compliment that you can get from me.

after all the shit talking i have been doing, maxim and their wicked magical photoshop technique have me speechless and ready to drop not one, but two loads to this girl...WOMAN...right now.

she looks damn good.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 9:24pm
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Mr. Postman, bring me my mail!!!!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 10:03pm
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wow page 3 first pitcure! where its like the only picture that shes looking at the camera... is like the ONLY good picture

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 11:09pm
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4 Bastards Dig This!

The best thing about having sex with Audrina is that I don't have to trim downstairs since she never looks down.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 11:11pm
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PS SADLY they probably had to photshop her to look at the camera

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 11:11pm
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what the fuck is wrong with her eyes? Can't she look STRAIGHT into the camera for once?

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 12:42am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

I have always admitted that I wanted to fuck this bitch. That has not changed.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 1:14am
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blah...nothing special...those poses look so awkward...the only pic i like is the first pic on page 6.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 2:16am
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terrible angle, too slutty and even vulgar at some pics, dont know why she would wanna go down this road

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 3:26am
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er.. nope.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 3:34am
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And Jesus Christ, can't they photoshop her eyes?

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 8:07am
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OMG what an disgusting pancake-ass, and those boobs are awful
and face also ugly

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 8:06am
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yummmyy
what id do to herr
even though ima girl

YUMMMM
shes soo sexy

Sunday, September 20th, 2009 @ 11:40pm
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Shes an ugly whore. Her boob job is horrible, I bet her nipples look into 2 different directions. Bitch has NO ASS and short stumpy and cankeled legs. I would like to see M.Fox in these picures. Not this annoying bimbo.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 @ 9:25am
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