Audrina Patridge @ Red Bull Toasted Honoring Travis Pastrana
Thursday, July 30th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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These were snapped a couple nights back in Hollywood.For those of you looking to get inside Audrina's panties, you'll have to wait a couple weeks b/c she's back to banging Corey Bohan. The couple were spotted in the VIP section at the Avalon in Hollywood acting like high school lovers with Corey probably fingering Audrina under the table (yes, I understand that's a gross image to portray so early in the morning, but like I said, "high school lovers").
Audrina who first attempted to keep the relationship on the down-low (just so she could seem somewhat relevant) later confirmed to E! News that she was indeed back to banging Mr. Bohan. From the looks of their on-off relationship, I feel like THIS TIME they'll end up at least getting engaged. I just hope Audrina takes some faulty birth control pills & then ends up getting knocked up.
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Besides the deodorant residues on some of the pictures and her lazzzzzy eye...she looks pretty damn fine...she has a great body!!
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stupid worthless whore
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Hello, retard face.
The deodorant residue grosses me out for some reason.
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I am not liking the deodorant residue either. But the rest of that package is damn nice.
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She looks like shit her hairs looks bad and her eyes - whats with all that mascara. I still would bang her but she is looking a bit grunge.
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Her eye make up is not good. She's gone for winged eye liner but it's pointing downwards and as a result is dragging her eyes down.
Her hair looks brassy, she should go back to dark brown.
The deoderant? She needs to get with the certain dri programme. No more white marks.
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Ps i heart travis pastrana
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ughhhh what a dumb way to ruin a great dress, can you brown bag an armpit?
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she is useless, i don't get her anymore, she keeps getting less and less hot
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+1
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looks better than usual...nice dress and hair. legs... let's not even talk about those cankles.
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She's less ugly with dark hair. Her hair used to be the only thing I liked about her. The deodorant residue is gross...obviously she wasn't Sure. And, she should consider doing something about her beaver teeth.
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Yeah, that small woodland creature look only works when you're a kid. Beavers, hamsters and chipmunks need not apply at the ranch.
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LOL! You said chipmunks! HaHaHa!!!
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LOL! Did I???
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shes looking hot as fuck, but I can't handle this fucking douche Mr.Bohan...
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UPDATE: Screw her, can't take as a fucking worthless fan WITH her FUCKING ceiling eyes!!!
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looks better here than in the last 2 posts but still going downhill..
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hey audrina your supposed to rub the deodorant on not cut off chunks of it and stick on your armpit
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Ugly, fake, annoying, talentless and plastic, fuck off Audrina
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AND also her fucking annoying carl's jr commerical as hell!!! Oh god....
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Usually not a huge fan but those legs keep callin' my name.
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