Audrina Patridge Sends Text Message Using Her Blackberry!
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Audrina Patridge's new "reality" show, tentatively dubbed, The Colony is currently casting for Audrina's new BFFs. So I guess the producers at MTV would prefer to continue with the forumla for The Hills and The City choose Audrina's friends and set up situations and relationships?! You gotta be fucking joking! Hmm... yeah, that's what "reality" shows have come to. "They have chosen a girl pursuing a music career. The others will also have some sort of artsy interest." Audrina in fact, gets a say in choosing which people deserve to be her new friends. "She wants to make sure they find people she actually wants to get to know," Source
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What a joke.
Audrina cannot write.
Or read.
Or form coherant sentences.
Or make direct eye contact with ANYTHING.
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And she fucked the outfit up with those nasty boots...
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Ew. I hadn't even noticed those things. And how about she buys some shorts that fit?
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A-greed.
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She is hot!
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She is NOT hot!
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She looks hot when she is wearing sunglasses.
But I was curious if she appeared to be looking straight into the camera while sending the SMS.
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Anyone getting the "I wish I were Megan Fox" vibe?
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What in the fuck is up with those boots.
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All this whore knows how to do is suck and fuck a cock, but that is fine by me!
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There is no proof that she know how to do that well. lol
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Her teeth scare me. They make her look like a rabbit with fake tits.
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i think she's hotter than hayden
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the key to her look is the sunglasses i think, we all hate her eyes, but if she covers them problem solved
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There are 5 people on this planet that are a complete waste of time, with absolutely NO redeeming qualities whatsoever and 4 of the 5 are or were on the Hills.
Here is the list:
5) Lauren Conrad - useless. SO fucking useless. and talentless.
4) Audrina - does she ever look AT who she is talking to? she is always looking at the ceiling. Real bad fake cans and just DUMB as bricks.
3) Heidi "Horseface" Montag - shoot me now, especially when she is opening her mouth to sing. i hate this bitch.
2) Spencer Pratt - fucking douche. does he really breathe in and out all the way and he is still that stupid?
1) Jessica Albs - she always wins this game because she is such a fucking dirty cunt rag.
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Nice hating!
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haha i agree with it all apart from alba, i have no feelings towards her at all.
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Hey Alba's not that bad... okay most of hermovies suck but she did a great job in Sin City.
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go boy im diggin ur comment
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go boy im diggin ur comment
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ew i dont know what makes me want to vomit more, her teeth or her meat curtains. anyway im not gonna lie her hair looks gorgeous, and i gasped when i saw it. and its pretty much exactly how i want mine to look. im taking these pics to my colorist
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She's a'ight, but where the fuck's LC!?
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Sure everyone says this girl is dumb as rocks but I still wanna lick her up and down.
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