Baby & Baby-Momma Matchup: Halle & Nahla vs Ale & Anja vs J. Alba & Honor
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comThere are few things life better than a quality three-way, so we figured you guys might dig this matchup.
See more of Alessandra & Anja here & here.
See more of Jessica & Honor here & here.Below are pics from Halle Berry's vacation in Miami Beach with baby-daddy Gabriel Aubry. These were snapped earlier today.
Read more in Alessandra Ambrosio, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, Babes, Bastardly Matchups, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, M.I.L.Filicious, Nahla Ariela Aubry
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is this for real?
Halle will always win. You know why?
1) she is fucking HOT. even at 40.
2) she is not a fucking dirty cunt rag like Jessica Alba.
Halle Berry fucking rules. So fucking gorgeous.
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who the fuck is voting for jessica cuntrag alba?
give me a break folks.
halle berry is a fucking goddess. jessica alba should lick halle's dirty ass after she has taken a dump.
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There's no competition. Halle and Nahla all the way.
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Yep! Halle and her man have amazing bodies and beautiful faces to match. Damn, this child is going to be a goddess one day.
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i know, makes me sick with envy!!!
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i don't know. i have this theory that ugly people have the best looking kids and beautiful people get cosmic revenge by having super ugly kids.
this kid might be in trouble...
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Thats not always true. My sister is gorgeous and so are my parents.
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and you are fucking devine yourself...
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typo...divine...you get the picture...
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And, you're a beautiful girl, too, Alina.
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Ah thats sweet Rhonda, but if you saw my sister you'd understand what i mean. Shes like the female version of Michelangelo's david!!!
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now that's fucking intense. i want to see a photo...
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I really want to see your sister's picture, too!
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LOL ill try and find one! Maybe im biased but everyone does say how beautiful she is all the time!
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+1
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I think it depends on the occurrence of good looking people in both families. If you have two beautiful people who are outliers in their families, then there's a good chance that the child will not be good looking. Both of my parents are good looking, and my siblings and I didn't fall too far from the tree.
Halle's kid already has telltale signs of beauty. Just look at those eyes and that skin color!
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Now Halle has a BEAUTIFUL baby. That lady is adorable. Anja is a goulie, and Honor's father screwed her genes up, just like Rumor Willis.
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Halle & Nahla without a doubt! Halle is one of the hottest women...period. Always has been and always will be. Gabriel is equally as gorgeous. Nahla is a very cute, sweet-looking baby. She's usually always smiling.
I agree with everything Alina, Wiseblood, and Moron said.
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Rhonda is, as always, the truth and the way.
She didn't say it so I'll say it for her: Jessica Alba is a fucking dirty cunt rag that everyone, even her kid that she doesn't take care of, that she leaves for an illegal immigrant to take care of, should hate.
Dirty, dirty cuntrag that Jessica Alba.
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haha
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I was trying to forget Albatrash was even in the running. She's a pretentious holier-than-thou bitch. Even her daughter knows it. That's why she's always scowling.
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if her baby knew what was best for her own well-being then she would hop on one of those boats that Alba finds all her help on and go back to one of those 3rd world countries.
she'd be WAY better off.
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*snorts*
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She's finally found happiness and loyalty. He is waaayyyy hotter than any of the men she has ever been with and cheated on her...good for her...this is why age gap is nothing but BS.
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halle belongs in a whole other category (by herself, and maybe kate)
alba & alessandra don't even deserve to be looked down by halle
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Yeah, you right!
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Moe are you that desperate that we now include a mother and child Bastardly matchup. Dude who gives a &^%$, go out and get us some new BLOTD!
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ahahhaha
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awww. such cute little babies
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Halle and Nahla no matter what the typically biased vote shows.
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oh and Berry's baby will be very good looking...look at those features but her mother looks nothing special...she actually looks like shit.
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she looks like shit HERE, though cuz she is not made up. I felt the need to clarify that haha...man, i am extra thoughtful today.
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Ale & Anja = Beauty & THe Beast
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That is so MEAN!!!!!
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you guys are gonna be very sorry if Anja grow up and turns into a hot woman...
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Well I'm not particularly impressed with any of this females, except maybe Halle, but one thing I'd like to know, is where the fuck do they come out with this fucked names, Dammed poor kids. Nalha? that almost sounds like Nalga, which in spanish is Ass cheek. Anja? and Honor? I had sex with Honor...I can just hear that from her man, when she gets her first lay...I know it's still a long time from now, but it will come...
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http://www.babynology.com/meaning-nahla-f44.html
Maybe she pees on 'em a lot.
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LOL!
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Hey, bastard, my name is Anja too! That's a Slavic pet form of Ana so shut up.
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Then you'd better figure out whatever means 'Ana', in Spanish, if you ever visit Latin America. Else get used to be known as butt cheek. LOL!
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Halle & Nahla wins in a landslide
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Definitely Halle and Nahla.
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wow Gabriel Aubrey is fine y'all. That's my Britney Spears expression
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you're Pam, aren't you?
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Nahla wins hands down everyday all day.
She is the number one baby and she knows it.
LOL
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Kate Beckinsale and whatever her kids are.
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+ Monica Bellucci and her daughter.
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The hottest mother is Alessandra Ambrósio in my opinion, but Halle and Jéssica are gorgeous too.
All the babies are damn cute.
Oh, and Halle's husband is blazing hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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halle and her dude are probably the hottest couple ive ever seen. i would totally have sex with both of them. and their baby is the cutest baby ive ever seen, look her looks like a fuckin angel. shes going to be a beautiful girl. and rich. lucky
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well, i pick alessandra ambrosio just because but jessica alba's baby looks so much like cash warren.
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