Bastardly Breaking News! Kristen Stewart Drinks Vitamin Water!
Friday, April 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBack in 2004, Jackson took a second to define the Chump personality type. Here's an excerpt from his dissertation:
The Chump...aka suckas.
Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady...I'll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp...but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more...but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he's not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he's never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she'll see him in a different light and they'll fall in love or they'll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. The chump is someone who says that they are "just friends" when he secretly has the agenda that he wants to hit that...and the girl knows it but just keeps on using him for free meals, attention, and car rides. [Source]
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In my honest opinion, and not unless you're gay or really devoted to your spouse, I guess every guy has a little Chumpness in us when it comes to beautiful women...eventho it's just fantasies, but they are there...am I right?
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Well, it's not entirely the guy's fault. Women love attention and if a guy is willingly to give it to us, we let him. We're not stupid; we know the guy is in love or infatuated, and we could easily crush his dreams by being blunt. Thus, letting him move on. Sometimes we are blunt, but this is only if he's creepy and looks like a serial killer. However, if he's normal enough, why not let him continue? Yeah, it's mean but don't hate the player, hate the game :)
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i think she is pretty- very casual girl.
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She's neither attractive nor talented. Even worse, she takes herself completely seriously as an actress despite her ineptitude in said profession.
That she became famous thanks to the uber-shitty "Twilight" franchise (which she hates) is all the more amusing.
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INSANE!!!
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Her face is very interesting.
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I don´t like her, she has a cute face but when she talks she ruins it all, she says really stupid things or she doesn´t know what to say at all. And I don´t think she´s a good actress either.
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i suggest, she drivings me off into the insane way, i think i need-a pass...
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I hope she went to Costco too get that Vitamin Water.That's where the sale is!
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That's her dad.
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Twilight sucks.
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