Bastardly Fat Friday: Beth Ditto Looks Like Kelly Osbourne!
Friday, March 6th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsOr at least, she looks like she ate Kelly Osbourne. I know, I know, we're going to hell for this one (and others in the past), but all this depressing recession talk makes me bitter & angry.
Anyway, these were snapped at the Issey Miyake Fashion Show in Paris Carrousel du Louvre. And, here's more about Beth:
Beth Ditto (born 19 February 1981 in Arkansas) is an American singer for the indie rock band The Gossip.
In an interview for NME magazine, she commented "I did eat squirrels when I was a kid, people in Arkansas just do - they'd think you were a freak if you ate squid there!" However, in a CNN profile she says it was not her but a cousin.
She does not wear deodorant nor shave her armpits. "I think punks usually smell." she claims. [Source]
Beth almost sounds more punk rock than Ultra Punk Rock Avril Lavigne!!
sooo she doesnt shave her armpits or wears deodorant but she shaves her meaty legs?!?...alrighty then!
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Moe, please please please take those wiki quotes down...As a resident of Arkansas, they set us back 157 years...to when we actually ate squirrels.
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THERE IS A SQUIRREL RUNNING LOOSE IN HERE! DON'T EAT IT THOUGH. IT'S GOT RABIES.
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I'll click that GF II link all day from different IPs if you never post this beast again! Ahhh my eyes!
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What a beast.
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what the FUCK???!!!!
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...........
fuck.
i need a drink now.
anyone else want a drink? i'm buying.
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Please and make it a double!
Wild game is actually healthy and low in fat, there would be no squirrels left in Arkansas to feed her. The only thing she ate as a child is deep fried twinkies!
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Beth Ditto is a stone fox. There are some women in this world who ooze sex, and Ditto is one of those women. The first thing I would do is spread those legs and attach my mouth to her cooch like a catfish sucking for dirt. Then I would place her on her back, pin her legs behind her ears and start piledriving that sweet creamy poon of hers. Lick her ass? You fucking bet, buddy. I'm taking Beth Ditto to Cumtown, all expenses paid first class. Jesus H. Christ am I boned out right now. It's time to start stroking.
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reminds you of your mom, does she, Ed?
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Who'd you (d55) steal that one from, stupid?
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-breaking-shauna-sand-upskirt-koi-restaura...
Never had an original thought in your nut gatherin' life! LMBAO! And don't use "trick" cuz I've got links for that, too.
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um..i think she probably oozes all kinds of things but sex ain't one of em'.
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OMG! Another Kelly Clarkson post.
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Wow she looks like something out of a Tim Burton wet dream.
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Man the Harpoons!
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Joking has some limitis, guys (bastardly crew)
this is the nastiest post in times, what a f*cking waste of precious bytes and page space, I thought the waste of bytes was already big with posts about bai and shauna sand, but this is unbeatable, undisputable
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I fucking love her band!
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