Bastardly Lady of the Day: Tracy
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hi, I'm Tracy : ) My username is Ari- after my favorite character on Entourage heh. Been a reader for awhile, just now joined as a member. So decided to start up BLOTD again : ) Noticed the site has been lacking lately. Here's some photos... Obviously the sailor outfit was from Halloween this year : )
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Certain VS models last year, before they became stick skinny this year. Still attractive, but less so (albeit still much more attractive than most!).
Do you like your boobs?
Yessir!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Eff no! Three million couldn't rid my mind of the image of old balls. Plus, I make a decent amount right now. Not $3,000,000, but enough to keep me from Old Man River.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No guy has told me I look like a celeb. At work some kids told me I looked like a girl from a Disney Channel show...don't think they had the same motive.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Most of the recent ones are fakes! D: annoying. However, Kimia = stone cold fox.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm laid-back and low maintenance, my roommates are all dudes (too many girls in one space equals disaster), I watch more football than I should, I take care of ill children for work, beer is delicious and my tolerance is much higher than one would assume, and I relate day to day situations to quotes from South Park and Dave Chappelle . Hmm...okay why would those random facts make me bastardly? Who knows, didn't know how to answer the question so I figured I'd distract with trivia about myself heh. I lack creativity. Anyhow, here is my attempt at reviving BLOTD! Hopefully more fine ladies will submit : )
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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What...a new -not rehashed - BLOTD...wow! She looks nice and a fun girl.
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You're cute, beautiful eyes and really nice skin.
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C'mon ladies! Bring back the Bastardly of old! I really miss those days. I like this chick though. Seems like a girl you'd wanna go out and get drunk with. Yeeyuh.
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you mean the days of females getting blasted to hell ??? i'm sure the blotd's miss that...
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lol, that's part of the fun :)
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Rasheed isn't here anymore. That's like the worst 90% of the criticism gone right there.
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let's not forget about Evil Samurai, the master of harsh comments ;) (no offense)
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What happened to Rasheed?
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No clue. I figured he got bored and went to the Playgirl.com forums or something.
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Probably retired.
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And thank you for sending in pictures, this site is not the same without BLotDs.
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Hi smiley...hey you need to get better photos.. and as far as your looks, not bad. But as you mentioned, you've been a reader for sometime, so you shoulg know us guys even some gals here like to see ass shots, so where are they? nonetheless you got a good vote from me...
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Cute, and nice little body on her.
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you seem nice... good answers and lucid pics. cute body too.
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Finally BLOTD is back.
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wow has the lack of blotd for a loooong time made some of you nicer about things ?????
anyway i say yes to tracy. but i usally say yes the blotd. being the pushover that i am. ha ha...
darn. not even for $ 3 million. now how am i supposed to dream ??? ; )
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Did you get punched in the nose once upon a time?
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hey you are really cute!! i agree with everything leni said. You have got a really fab figure too! Also you look nice and friendly.
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okay. first off, your eyes are to close together. your face is as round as a basketball. you look like you're maybe 5'1 which just about puts you in the troll category with that notorious stumpy troll. points for bravery/variety of pics. marks for no ass shots.
verdict = fail
better luck next time.
what? you bastards were expecting something else??
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Do you like your boobs?
Yessir!
(rephrased...)
Would you like more boobs?
Yessir!
lol..just kidding, just being obnoxious today..not a big fan of boobs...I think your's are good enough for your size.
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Oh and the 3 million granpma question is my fav..although some answers might be close to ligit, I still think most are lying..hell if prostitudes and models or call girls, and I might add, some really good looking one's too... would do it for not even a fraction of that..why wouldn't any other female? not saying you are prostitude, but I'm sure you've had your experiences before...oh and balls don't get old, they just get matured, and saggy..loved that answer..lol okay I'm back to my old bastardly self now..
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Can't evaluate without pics showing the hips and ass. Thanks for submitting though.
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I think you're hot and would like to take you out to a nice dinner. Afterward, we would have adequate sexual relations for at least 45 seconds, then I would roll over and go to sleep.
But seriously: I do think you're attractive, and am kind of amazed you like hanging out with the bastards on this site.
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i always love when you throw in 10 seconds,30 seconds,45 seconds/then sleep thing. it's a moejackson classic. :)
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Well, I've always figured the hotter the girl, the faster I'll finish. Like with a hot chick like Leighton Meester, that's maybe 30 seconds. But an ugly chick like Britney Spears as she looks now, that's several hours followed by a decontamination shower.
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lol!
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30 seconds with Leighton? Only if I was wearing a thick rubber would I last that long.
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So what you are saying is I am somewhere in between Leighton Meester and the current Britney Spears?
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Nah. I was just using Britney Spears as an example of an ugly chick. You're much prettier than Britney.
And, at the risk of turning this dumb joke of mine into some kind of weird rating system, 45 seconds is pretty close to 30, Tracy.
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...but what if a girl brings some unique skill to the "field of battle", does that give them an advantage in the rating system?
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Only if Some Guy can imagine it easily.
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Nah you're better looking than Leighton, who looks like a frumpy hausfrau half the time.
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You are cute but you get low marks from me for dancing around the question about which female celeb you'd go lezbo for.
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the answer to which female celeb you'd go lesbian for is always kristin !!!! :)
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I'm only a celebrity to the Bastards on this website.
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are you suggesting there is something to life besides this site?
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Hi Tracy, I like your pictures very much and you seem to be a really nice girl. Would you like to have wild sex with me tonight? I will buy some beer or anything you like.
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ha...
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i like what im seeing on page 3
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hey Tracy would you sleep with your grandfather for 3 dollars?
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cute
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bout damn time...... NICE !!!!!
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I love the white-dress/black-trim photo with no face. Owww!!
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Don't even gotta mess with a brown bag on that one!
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I find the answers even sexier than the pics, and the pics are pretty damm good.
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what a cute little thing =)
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meh. boring, but that's not always a bad thing.
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+ 5 for being a real post - 2 for trying too hard
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dull plane photoshopped
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only wondering what decade these pics were actually taken...some look like the old high school pics also, yawn
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You´re very cute!
In that first photo you look kinda like Kristen Bell
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I was thinking more Sophia Bush but yeah, I see the resemblance to Kristen Bell.
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indeed very kristen bell -ish in the first pic.
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We have BLotD and not even 50 comments?
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I blame the post turkey consumption blues..
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I like her.
She's cute and has a really good body for a non model chick.
I'd give her my demon seed
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I would, and she'd like it.
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cute, beautiful body for non-model girl.
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not hot
but pretty cutee
looks fun to chill with
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I like your sailor hat. To me this means you like semen and that makes you a BLOTD in my book!
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I don't normally like faces that are so round that if you cut their head off you could use it as a bowling ball but you're cute and seem like fun.
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Hmm. The pictures on page 2 are a bit scary; you look like a round-faced Sigourney Weaver/ Minnie Driver. And you appear to be much older in your Halloween costume than you do in some of the later pictures. You have a nice figure and look cute with a fringe (bangs), but that's about it...
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Touche! : ) Yes, my face definitely looks round I'm noticing. Disturbing! The photos are all taken in 2009, except for one, which was last summer (in the dress, very round faced one, I weighed 15 pounds more last summer) : /
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round faces look younger for longer!
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Thank you : )
I guess that makes up for me looking like a bowling ball heh ; )
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you don't look like a bowling ball at all lol! i have a tv shaped head so i'd rather have a bowling ball one anyway!! Round faces are feminine and cute in my opinion!
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Well between us we've got most of the geometric shapes covered!
; )
Thank you though : )
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Alina, your TV is sexy, dont let the masses convince you to change the channel to something rounder.
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LOL! Thanks toast, I guess being a walking home entertainment system has some advantages hehe!
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Every man loves a good telly.
:P
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yewr cute don't yew listen to hewr
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Also, after readin your answers I think you sound a little glib.
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looks nice. A nice fresh cute girl.
Me likey.
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An Entourage fan, a nice smile, and pretty hands. I like.
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She's very cute. One of the best BLOTD's in my opinion.
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Gorgeous, by far the best BLOTD of 2009. Tracy (Ari) sets the bar for 2010 BLOTDs. Let's hope it's a great 2010.
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amen
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agreed
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It's obvious she's a ho deep inside.
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Could you please point out the obvious clues she is "a ho deep inside" for those of us blind to such cues?
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+1
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Last pic :)
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