Bastardly Matchup: Dita Von Teese vs Mischa Barton
Monday, January 26th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INFPhoto.comThese were snapped earlier today at Christian Dior's Spring, 2009 fashion show held at the Rodin Museum. Paris Fashion Week is currently going down, so a boat load of celebs are in town to catch a glimpse of the latest threads in high-fashion.
As for the Bastardly Matchup in hand, keep in mind that both ladies are fairly experienced in the art of love making. Dita, for instance, has sexed up many men, most notably, Marilyn Manson. As for Mischa, even though she doesn't have a heavy hitter like Marilyn Manson on her F-List, she probably wins in the quantity department. Here's her known bang-list since 2003: Benjamin McKenzie, Brandon Davis, Cisco Adler, Jamie Dornan, Brett Simon, Taylor Locke, & Josh Hartnett.
Regardless of who wins the matchup, Mischa wins hands-down in the freaky shoes department:
Suddenly I feel an urge to turn gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).
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Gotta go with Mischa. She at least looks alive. Actually, she's a pretty girl when she's all made up and wearing heels.
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THANK YOU! Mischa has her moments, and this is one of them outshining the plastic boobied (and walking dead) Dita.
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Agreed. But why only 2 pics of Dita and 8 of Mischa? "That's not a Matchup." I'm just sayin'.
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Because Dita is an ugly freaking corpse and Mischa actually looks good...for a change.
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i agree.
i'm going with mischa. she looks nice for once, i love those shoes and although i've ragged on her about this before...and they are rather large...she has very nice looking feet.
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NEITHER-Necrophilia is still illegal in the U.S.
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Shoes look like she's walking on a white, fossilized piece of human shit. Fuck that shapeless-legged bitch.
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i dont really see a competion here
mischa is gorgeous and
well like people have said dita looks dead
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Mischa has been tainted with Cisco Adler's nutsack (do a google search for it if you don't know what I'm talking about, just remember though, there are some things you can't "unsee") which is worse than being tainted by Manson in my opinion. I'll take option C) My hand.
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Dita has an amazing body, Mischa has cellulite city underneath those clothes. Nice hair though.
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Wow you can so tell Mischa is on coke, meth hahaha it shows all over her face expression.
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This is a first for Mischa normally she looks so meh that I wouldn't notice her. In these pics she looks smoking hot for a change. Dita is Dita!
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Hummmm, wonder what she did with the cottage cheese?
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She's gone skinnier, she seems to look better when she's a stick
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mischa's shoes are HIDEOUS!!! but other than that she looks good. and i think dita is fuckin sexy as hell =)...
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Mischa is soo sexy, vonTush is just a slut.
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Umm Misha has skeletal face, NOT sexy
the other chick looks like she's doing a Morticia Adams
pass on both
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MISCA BY A FUKIN COUNTRY MILE...
VON-WHITE. YOUR FUGLY!!
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DO NOT WANT! EITHER
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Shouldn't this article be a Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy? Reminds me of Dita's scene on the Andrew Blake "Pinups 2" vid, where another chick uses a dildo attached to the heel of a shoe on her. Guess Mischa's seen it too and came prepared to please.
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NEITHER!!!!!!!!!! Gross. Dita- too pale/fake boobs. Mischa- WAY too skinny, her face looks so so old. BLEUGH!!!
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Mischa is skinny again....At what price I'm not sure. By the shape her front teeth are in now...I'd say she's on the finger diet.
She doesn't look healthy and fit...She looks gaunt.
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i bet these two would be freaky as all hell in bed
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First of all...Mischa's shoes made me vom in my mouth a little bit. Second, Dita looks like she could be Mischa's mom. They both be lookin' fucked up to me.
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When did Mischa get so skinny?! She's back to looking how she did in the OC days. Much better than looking like a sloppy cellulite ridden mess imo. However i hope its healthy weight loss. And i usually love Dita but she just looks so severe and matronly. Maybe longer wavy hair and some color in those cheeks would soften her face a little.
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wow Mischa looks better then ever, maby its coz shes standing infront of Dita, or she just fixed up nice
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What is this Micha creature, and how can you people NOT see that she needs to be in rehab?
Horrible. Horrible scrawny thing.
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In picture 8, she is making the same face she made when I shoved myself into her dirty place the other night.
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