Bastardly Minute With... George Clooney's New Sex-Toy (Elisabetta Canalis)
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs we mentioned yesterday, George Clooney is currently sleeping with Italian model & actress Elisabetta Canalis. Damn him to hell.


























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damm that clooney
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I agree, hes getting older, and she's getting hotter, unbelivable...
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Great Body...this set of photos are way better from the ones from yesterday...well except for the one she's stretching! plus she has a very cute face!
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Nice. Was about to ask about the tattoo on her right bicep, but noticed it is different in some of the pics. Still looks nice 'n sexy.
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looks a little like alessandra
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that's exactly what i was thinking! except this girl has a much nicer body...love her legs, hips and boobs. looks a little skanky but i like it. tats are badass.
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i love george clooney as he gets older the girls keep getting hotter
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Ya, she's hot, she has great style, and is that a doberman she's walking? a model with a full size dog? Clooney is a fucktard if he doesn't keep this, but then again he's clooney so i guess he's never gonna run out of hot chicks to fuck. BASTARD!
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clooney's hittin that? aw fuck
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Wow, george clooney is some lucky bastard.. congrats, "fuck you stupid shit"
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we all know it won´t last but from his previous call girls, upgrade! she´s super hot
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Does she remind any of Sandra Bullock - or is it just me?
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2 week sex toy at best..
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I can see this being a long term thing... if she takes it up the arse and let's him call her Burt.
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She looks like Alessandra Ambrósio sometimes. Well, but Ale is prettier.
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she's getting that crappy arm tat redone huh? hope it's not a version of barbed wire....nevermind it is
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Beautiful woman, as long as she got tht tattoo removed, like yesterday
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