Bastardly Site Maintenance: Anyone Still Experiencing Issues?

Following a painfully long weekend of testing, tweaking, & modifying we finally feel confident that we're headed in the right direction. Thank you for your continued patience!

If you guys are still experiencing extreme lags or annoying error pages, please comment below & we'll get our server people to look into the issues.


Friends & Stalkers
If you look in the sidebar of your profile page (must be a certified bastard), you'll see a friends & stalkers section. In this section are people who recently visited your profile page (i.e. your stalkers) and a list of your Bastardly Friends. Once you friend a few people, you'll notice that their comments in the posts are highlighted, making it much easier for you to look over the other bullshit and go to the important bullshit that you actually might give a shit about (if that makes any sense).

Guestbook Entries Are Private
Anonymous users can no longer read guestbook entries.

Previous / Next Tabs
Getting these links on each post page is a priority at the moment---assuming we can get the site to function properly with the links.

Any other feature requests?! Sound off below!

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41 Scandalous Comments

The "new" link on the TRACK TAB still isn't going to the new comments, because of the drop downs. The new messages should be clearly marked. We shouldn't have to blindly search for them.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 10:35am
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Can you give an example of what you want to see? We'll see if we can work it in...

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 10:48am
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Like in the list of Scandalously Private Messages, when there are unread messages, they'll be marked with the word new in red. The same thing can be done with new comments. The TRACK TAB already lists how many new comments there are, per post, so how hard would it be to tag 'em?

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 11:14am
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Like, a red "new" next to the comment in the post itself?

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 11:23am
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so you want the new comment highlighted within the post?!

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 11:26am
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stfu goliano you gay asshat. QUIT BARKING YOU DEAD DOG.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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I AGREE, HE IS ALSO A DISGUSTING LITTLE RACIST.

Goliano (Uncertified Bastard)
Ayla: I call it diversophobia. A little over 1/2 the American population suffers from it... mostly the whites. They just don't know how to deal with anyone different than theirselves, so they instinctively display ignorance.... They can't help it, it's inbred.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 12:54am
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HOW CHILDISH AND RETARDED.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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HAH HAH HA HAH HA HAA HA HAHAHA!!!!
AND EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES HIM, INCLUDING THE ONES RUNNING THIS SITE. WHY DO YOU THINK MOE GAVE GLIMMER CREDIT FOR HIS IDEA??!!! EVERYBODY ALSO HATE HIS LITTLE WARRIOR OF FRIENDS, AKA C A R L.
THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING BAD THOUGHTS IN OUR HEADS. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, LOSERS!!!! G E T L O S T ! ! !

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 12:44pm
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"(...)AND THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING BAD THOUGHTS IN OUR HEADS" - it feels SO GOOD to have such power...........LOL

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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shouldn't you be taking care of your unborn baby or something like that??

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:17pm
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LOL, this is the stupidest thing I've ever read, Pammy, you're losing your mind, stop bleaching your hair, it causes damage to brain cells you know that don't you? :)

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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r u losing ur mind, cunt? i feel sorry 4 ur baby

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:22pm
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awwwww, that's so sweet of you, but my baby doesn't need your compassion, at least her mom is not bi-polar like you hon. Pam, tell me how it's like to be lonely? No, really, I want to know.......

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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you should be asking damla that question since she is the one posing as pam. I know for a fact that Rach_86=d55.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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what a good friend Leni is, she stabbed Caitie in her back this weekend and now she's bad-mouthing Pam. I hope you will grow up, or your own baby will teach you some manners!! Also, Goliano the gorilla, get your racist ass else where, ignorant loser. IGNORE HIM, PPL.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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oooooo, I haven't even started badmouthing you, sPam :)
Go back to bleaching your hair, if you still have any, lol.
Btw, I don't give a fuck about manners, get used to it and if you can't - start to ignore me.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 9:01pm
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why r u so cold, leni?
wtf is ur prob??

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 9:05pm
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why? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 9:18pm
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...but leave the girl alone. she's just hyper active like so many ppl! i know she's a good person, i can tell.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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My profile pic was destroyed, removed, and shredded. I tried to upload new ones and get error msgs. Other than that, everything seems fine.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 10:44am
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Ya, the profile pic issue is still being resolved. Ever since we did the recent upgrades, something screw happened to the section. I'm sure we'll have a workaround later this week.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 10:47am
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How bout a "Friends with Benefits" tab? lol

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 10:53am
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How's the new "view replies" functionality working for everyone? That's the best we can do on that end...

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 11:27am
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It's not too bad.

I have a question. How come sometimes when I go to reply to a comment, it kicks me out and brings me to the top of the post? Is that the site or my freaky computer? I think it was doing that before the upgrades. Is anyone else having that problem?

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 11:36am
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The site seems to be working fine for me. The reply function still needs work so you can open and collapse the comments.

The friend feature is nice, but I doubt I'll use it. I have no friends in real life, so why bother having friends on Bastardly?

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 12:27pm
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+1

EXCELLENT POINT! i'd say "lets be friends!" but that would go against our freindless existences.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 12:49pm
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I have no friends in real life, so why bother having friends on Bastardly?

So, you're sPam, too, huh?

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:04pm
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AWWWW...GOLIANO YET AGAIN PROVING HOW BITTER AND PATHETIC HE IS.
DIAL FOR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HARRASSING POOR PEOPLE ON HERE.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:11pm
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i'm glad you r attending that group 4 stalkers, creep.
thanx 4 tellin' us

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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That type comeback is already in the Smithsonian's Lame America exhibit. Get relevant then come see me.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:43pm
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you all saw the pic of d55! Bitch is fucking ugly! I guess thats what its like for horses when there is no more races to be won! No more trophies for the horse. I guess the owner just didn't have the heart to take her outback and shoot her! The bright side is someone loves you! I mean thats positive right! Shake your head and show your teeth d55. Rubs huge nose " Good Girl "

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 5:41pm
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We need a feature that prevents each posting from being hijacked by asinine comments.

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 1:30pm
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THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE THAT IS WRONG IS THE PICS AND ULOADING THEM

Monday, May 4th, 2009 @ 9:28pm
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