Bastardly Would You? Who's The Photog Behind This Lil' Kim Shoot?


I understand we just made most of you puke out whatever it is you had for lunch, but let's take this "Bastardly Would You" Question seriously. Keep in mind that Lil' Kim has tons of cash that you & your family can live off for generations to come. Besides the financial benefits, I'm pretty sure she's a freaky, cracked-out animal behind closed doors...

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1 Bastard Digs This!

ROFL

While I would never ever want to touch her, she can always be counted on for entertainment....

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:27pm
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1. plastic surgery fucked her up
2. she got passed around the hip-hop game so lord knows how many been in the oochie wally [at the same time]
3. she's a snitch

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Eww I just puked in my mouth a little bit

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:32pm
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LMAO this is amazing.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:32pm
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what in the world..is this for real?

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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WTF???

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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She's got no waist and no hips.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:53pm
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wow. i'm honestly not sure if i've ever seen anything fail so fucking hard.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:55pm
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I saw some recent candids of her, I don't think these pics are recent.

And yes, I would, but you knew that already.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 5:58pm
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That first pic is from the December/January 2003 cover of Russell Simmons’ One World Magazine. pre-photoshop

She coulda got it, back then, but now? I'll hafta get back to you.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 6:50pm
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i wouldn't

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 6:16pm
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I'd touch her by proxy with a sledgehammer to the face... might make her look better actually.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 7:52pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Christ, she looks like she should be dancing for Jabba.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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Or playing the part of Jabba:)

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 10:19pm
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fucking gremlin

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 8:09pm
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Wait.. Is that lil Kim for sure? /=

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 9:28pm
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SORT OF WANT.

8^\

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
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Wow, is the circus in town?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 12:06am
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Wow, she is just not as cute as she thinks that she is. In fact - she's looking pretty dreadful in these, freak or not.

And I do love the freaks.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 12:27am
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She should sue her tit doctor.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 1:13am
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GROSS

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 5:35am
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Lil Kim is a Lil Fat Ass AND Lil Criminal.

i wish they had thrown her in jail for even longer because i'm so tired of seeing this fucking no-talent walking around MTV like she owns the place.

fucking lame ass bitch.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 6:58am
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and her titties aren't even that good. i don't know why she continues to show them off.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 6:58am
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Well, that's one hell of a shoot...

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 8:44am
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Eek.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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Omg she looks horrible.Why did she ruin her face, she used to be one of the hottest hiphop divas around and now shes just a fatty monster.I dont get it.Fuck plastic surgery.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 2:21pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

i'd hit it...with a rock

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 2:21pm
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lmao

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 @ 4:09pm
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