Bastardly Would You? Who's The Photog Behind This Lil' Kim Shoot?
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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I understand we just made most of you puke out whatever it is you had for lunch, but let's take this "Bastardly Would You" Question seriously. Keep in mind that Lil' Kim has tons of cash that you & your family can live off for generations to come. Besides the financial benefits, I'm pretty sure she's a freaky, cracked-out animal behind closed doors...
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ROFL
While I would never ever want to touch her, she can always be counted on for entertainment....
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1. plastic surgery fucked her up
2. she got passed around the hip-hop game so lord knows how many been in the oochie wally [at the same time]
3. she's a snitch
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Eww I just puked in my mouth a little bit
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LMAO this is amazing.
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what in the world..is this for real?
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WTF???
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She's got no waist and no hips.
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wow. i'm honestly not sure if i've ever seen anything fail so fucking hard.
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I saw some recent candids of her, I don't think these pics are recent.
And yes, I would, but you knew that already.
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That first pic is from the December/January 2003 cover of Russell Simmons’ One World Magazine. pre-photoshop
She coulda got it, back then, but now?
I'll hafta get back to you.
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i wouldn't
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I'd touch her by proxy with a sledgehammer to the face... might make her look better actually.
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Christ, she looks like she should be dancing for Jabba.
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Or playing the part of Jabba:)
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fucking gremlin
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Wait.. Is that lil Kim for sure? /=
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SORT OF WANT.
8^\
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Wow, is the circus in town?
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Wow, she is just not as cute as she thinks that she is. In fact - she's looking pretty dreadful in these, freak or not.
And I do love the freaks.
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She should sue her tit doctor.
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GROSS
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Lil Kim is a Lil Fat Ass AND Lil Criminal.
i wish they had thrown her in jail for even longer because i'm so tired of seeing this fucking no-talent walking around MTV like she owns the place.
fucking lame ass bitch.
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and her titties aren't even that good. i don't know why she continues to show them off.
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Well, that's one hell of a shoot...
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Eek.
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Omg she looks horrible.Why did she ruin her face, she used to be one of the hottest hiphop divas around and now shes just a fatty monster.I dont get it.Fuck plastic surgery.
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i'd hit it...with a rock
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lmao
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