Beyonce Takes Private Jet Down To Miami Beach For A Quick Dip!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

A couple days back Beyonce & her assistant slaves stopped over in Miami so Queen B could have a quick dip. It's pretty obvious from these pics that the global financial crisis isn't effect certain people...DAMN YOU, JAY-Z!!!

Side note: For some f'd-up reason, Beyonce wore more clothes when going for quick dip than she did on the red carpet at the BET Awards last weekend. What's up with that?

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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she looks good...thinner/more toned, especially the arms. sorry, i am just not a fan of the "bootylicious" look...its just an excuse to call her normally fat ass and thighs sexy

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 11:42am
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she looks not that chubby here!...but she is going to be a fat old lady!!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 11:51am
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she has been getting in better shape, touring hard is great for ur size

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 12:15pm
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big or small she always looks good to me.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 12:21pm
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If this bitch didn't have an army of manservants and personal trainers at her beck and call, she'd be a fucking whale.

What other reason to wear a t-shirt at the beach if she's not hung up on looking fat? She thinks she's going to get a sunburn?

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:09pm
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This is retarded.
Shorts, t shirt and sunglasses at the beach, in the water.
This makes no sense.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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Not retarded. Rather the unfortunate result of relying far too much on Photoshop. She's gotta a lot of cottage cheese to hide - notice she wears control top pantyhose when she goes on stage to perform in "bootylicious" outfits, all the better to keep the jiggle in check.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:48pm
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what a self conscious cow ! what is the message she transmits to young women here?to cover up?cringe

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:59pm
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Everything a celebrity does is not meant to send a message to the youth. If Beyonce is raising your kids, you're a fucked up parent.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 3:51pm
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I think she looks sexy. I think she looks good without makeup too

Friday, July 3rd, 2009 @ 12:40am
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her voice annoys the hell out of me sometimes.

Friday, July 3rd, 2009 @ 6:22am
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