Bikini Pics! Cowgirl Elle Macphearson Shows Off Her Burnt Carpet!
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

You know it's time to shave (or time to get a new bikini) when your pubes are creeping out of your bikini bottom. I understand this lady was flawless back in the 80s & 90s, but I think it's finally time for Elle Macpherson to hang up the bikini. I know some of you guys will dig her, but Elle's too burnt for my tastes.

























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She should have used a Bic razor. She's looking pretty bad, lately.
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i am not a hairy muff fan but this ain't no hairy muff...it's a wider than normal landing strip and it's fucking HOT. elle makes me rock hard still to this day and this sneak peak is waaaaay sexy. dayum!
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Great googly moogly... Are those recent? She is INSANELY hot for 44 years old. She's hot for the avg 24 year old...
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Looks mostly okay, but her body's looking kinda blotchy. Sunburn recently?
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she needs to stay out of the sun and stop with the plassy surgery!!! Shes looking old as f*ck!
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Too much sun, but still I find this carpet so nice!
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WTF..she's fucking HOT!!!...she's 44 come on!!...besides i like sunburns...love the beach n everything in it!!
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Well that's all the proof I need...you are GAY.
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For 44 years old she is a knockout. That being said her skin looks pretty damn haggard.
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I like mine well done...and think she ready.
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She's a little old, but hell... I'd dust the cob-webs off that and get stuck in.
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4 out of 5 rug-munchers approve the posting of these pictures
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When I was a swimmer in college I'd keep my carpet bare all the time. It wasn't a sexual thing but a practical thing -- being in a swimsuit all the time you don't want to worry about slipping a pube every once and awhile.
I am baffled that a woman who made her career in a swimsuit would fail to shave. Very odd.
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WOW - since when is showing Carpet ANYTHING but HOT !!!
She looks FANTASTIC, even at 44 ....and no one even seemed to notice her NIPS starting to pop out in Pic #6
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Too much sun definitely, but her body looks fantastic, and she looks better than most females posted on this site, and certainly better than any BLOTD I've seen.
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Looks more like an airstrip with a slightly long runway. That said, I still would not mind going Down Under with Elle.
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I'd have no problems bangin' the daylights out of her. 44? I'd be happy with that look on a 29 y.o. She's still got it and I hope it stays around for a bit longer.
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Yeah, you're gay or you don't know what a Brazilian bikini wax is. She is completely hairless everywhere except for that little landing strip you're making such a big deal about. And it's only visible because her bikini bottom is really tiny and low.
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I love the landing strip but let’s be honest here, it doesn't look good creeping out of her bikini bottoms. Now I would be glad to get into or out of her bikini bottoms until I pass out from exhaustion. She is still hot and especially for her age. I give her major extra credit for supposedly sharing that body with a long, long line of very lucky and satisfied men.
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Id make a meal out of that and then floss
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I'd eat it any time.
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Whoever said burnt can't be tasty? Elle looks smoking hot for a middle-aged former supermodel. Look at those long, thick legs. I'd lick every inch of her and then bang her so intensely she'd need to go about town in a wheelchair for the next few days.
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