Bikini Body Rating: Hilary Duff Rocks A Hawaiian Beach!
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Now, we don't mind a lil' something to grab here & there, but sadly Hilary Duff's bikini bod has literally no shape whatsoever. Is she training to become a linebacker or hockey player? Or maybe she's playing Hayden Panettiere in an upcoming movie about legendary individuals from the anti-whaling movement?Whatever the case, Hilary's body looks like a rectangular box with a head on top of it. If she keeps doing whatever she's doing, she'll probably, God forbid, end up like Kelly Clarkson.
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Not the best bikini body out there, but there's no one I want to bang more.
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Couldn't agree more, I love this girl
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i'd sure eat her pussy out!!!!
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I don't know why, but I thought she'd be built cuter or more feminine. She almost has Pink's body.
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Yeah...looks like pink a little...hotter but yeah!
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That's what's throwing me off......she does have a manly mid section. I feel so let down!!!!
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She wears clothes well and seems so girly. I was shocked.
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that body is beyond soft...seriously hil, pilates ain't cuttin it. she's looks doughy...like you could just knead her. the torso is probably the most inauspicious area...gotta define that waist sweetcheeks...it looks like that of a seven year old, all bloated an shit.
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I am not a fan of hers but she is looking better all the time and I am not sure you can compare her body with Hayden's stumpy look. In the would I hit it department - fo sho!
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wtf shes friggin hot id love to get with a chick like that.
then again, i'd also like to see my penis again - i think after 10 years that its probably just fallen off or something.
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OWWWW!!!
HILLS!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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i think she looks great, ecspecially for her body type! leave her alone
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i think she looks good here, she is supposed to be this size, she was this size when she on disney back in the day
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Ummmm she's a lot thicker than I would have guessed.
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Nice camel toe workin' in the middle pic of page 6...
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YES , I see it I see it! Looks yummy
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Lizzie McGuire filled out up top...Unfortunately she also filled out in the middle, bottom, arms, etc.
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Looks better in a bikini than i expected. A few crunches never hurt anyone though.
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She really needs to diet and hit the gym harder. She's looks out of shape and only a few pounds away from looking fat.
Her tits look good, but she paid for them, so I wouldn't expect anything less.
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She is still short and stumpy physique. She needs high heels even in the water, should remove a couple of ribs to get some respectable curves and get a cup upgrade to D.
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she's fucking hot. some of you are gay, some of you are cunts, and all of you are wrong if you don't think she looks great. fucking losers.
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I bet she has very pretty.pussy.curls,and her ballon knot is probaly still tight
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she's hot, just needs to work out a little...sex with me for 6 hours a day would be all she needs
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She's somewhat neckless and has a weird body, but I'd still F the be-jesus out of her.
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Nice body n she looks sweet n thats sexy!!...Mamita!
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her bod isn't bad, but it looks nice...
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Ok, here's the thing. When you're short like Hilary, you really need to stay trim. otherwise you end up looking soft. like these pics. not that I'm complaining, she does look good. not stumpy like hayden or shawna.
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Bunch of hatazz and fags up in this bitch. She looks perfectly fine. she ain't even close to being fat and all of y'all would be lucky to have a piece of ass that fine standing next to you. Don't listen to them Hillary please don't go back to your anorexic days.
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+1
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LOL you compared Hilary to Hayden... funny. Hilary ACTUALLY has breasts, her upper body is not that of a body builder, and, her arms arent fat and thick...
but wooo hilary rocks!!!
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Ward don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver.
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I see nothing wrong here. Tapable.
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She looks... healthy. I like!
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Sorta blockish and stumpy. She makes my penis retract.
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I'd still pound the meat long and hard to the Duff'ster any time.
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i promise you hillary duff in the buff
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she needs a neck
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I'm not mad at her size at all, I'd love to slide in the duffster
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What a chabbette.
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man she looks really bad....
why is it that she seems not to give a damn about it?
mad props to her for that.
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firm young tits, tight ass, a bit muscular but who could pass up a hard thrust-fest with her?
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her body is disgusting..no waist or hips at all and not much ass. she looks like a block. the only thing going for her are her tits which look fake to me
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