Bikini Clad Kim Kardashian Camera Whoring Through Twitter! Ow!
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: TwitterKim Tweeted with a delicious pic of herself in a bikini inside what appears to be a salon. I guess she was getting her voluptuous bod waxed (another job I wouldn't mind having). And, as a side note: How much wax is required for such a huge job, anyway?
Anyway, is this a cheap way of further pumping up her ego by adding to her 2million-plus followers on Twitter? Kinda sad, but I'm definitely diggin' her strategy. It'll be nice to see how low she'll reach once her star begins to fade...Is it possible to Tweet entire sex tapes?
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she looks damn smoking hot.
i so want to fuck this girl harder and faster and dirtier than Ray J.
bring your hate for Kim K. i hate EVERYTHING she is about, with all her whoring around and trying to be famous, but she would really be perfect if she just kept her mouth shut, stayed home, made me dinner, and then fucked my brains out.
other than that, she is a total waste of space.
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hahah i like how you can still be objective even though you wanna do her so bad.
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i try to keep a level head about the kind of girls i want to give it to very hard.
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*vomits out her skeleton*
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really?
you can't get into this AT ALL? give me a break.
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Not at all.
Sorry. It's doing nothing for me.
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damn.
who DO you like? just curious.
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See my list of top ten hottest women.
^_^
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will do...
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Thanks.
^_____^
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PM is now coming your way...
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....God DAMN!!!!!! ILOVEUKIM!! she's so damn SEXY!! Mamacita!!...BTW Kill her atrocious gigant sister!!
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Dude, why must you do this ev·ery TIME!?!? Now there's gonna be a Caitie/Rhonda free-for-all on the awesomeness that is Khloe!!
Oh, yeah. Kim, you're HOT... I've already said everything else there is to say.
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I like Khloe.
Yay Khloe.
That is all.
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I'll bet your coffin shaped bed that's not all.
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It is. And my bed is not coffin shaped. I'm not a goth.
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My bad, is this it?
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Nice pussy.
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MEOW.
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Just for you, my darling Goli:
KHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is awesome, beautiful, smart, funny, sexy, compassionate, hard-working, and amazing. She also kicks major ass. I love Khloe! :)
GEAUX TEAM KHLOE!!!
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Khloe is the basis for every Cinderella story in history.
Khloe is WIN and AWESOME.
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Yes she is! And, hopefully, she'll meet her Prince Charming and take her away from the evil bitch sister Kourtney.
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I have the perfect Prince Charming for her, too....
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AH HA!! I knew it! Now you owe me a coffin shaped bed. That pumpkin would clash with the carpet.
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these girl's are only defending their on kind...ha
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And, our kind would be...
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Too bad she did not have a full-length mirror behind her. That's sort of the angle I'm most interested in.
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I'm sure she'll hook it up in the future...
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i was thinking the same shit!!...
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how can people thing she isn't gorgeous, she is porny so u can't marry her but looking at her is great
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i'll leave my child n wife for her any day!..haha
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if you're serious, i am so glad i am neither your wife nor child...damn. May God protect us from men like TORO!
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porny? I understand what you are saying I just never heard it expresses that way. I still think she is hot and gorgeous - but that doesn't mean I would marry her.
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Well she isn't full blown porno, but she is pornish so i decided to call her and that leighton meester girl, and the noxzema girl porny, they are sort of porno
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hoooo...i love the noxzema girl...her scary psycho eyes make's me so horny!...just get her naked and give her a huge knife...god she's hot!!
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That is the same hideous bikini that Whitney Port was wearing a few weeks ago.
Don't ask me why I remember that.
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Though she does look great in that pic.. how old are we again?
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(1) She's hot
(2) She would look hotter with jet black hair
(3) Kill the designer who designed frilly bikini bottoms that from a distance look like a huge thicket of pubes.
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"pubes" you had to ruin it with that remark!
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This bitch is stupid and a waste of space. If she really wanted to get more publicity she'd show her ass more. It sells faster than super bowl tickets.
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Anyway, is this a cheap way of further pumping up her ego by adding to her 2million-plus followers on Twitter?"
People are so smitten with celebrities so when you have a whore who has so much time on her hands (which is because she's not a real celeb) and actually connects with her "fans", people wanna be part of it.
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Case in point....Adriana Lima.
*stands back*
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must be nice to be that rich... although given the choice, id rather be me than.... that. no amount of money would make me changes places with a disese ridden skanky whore like WhoreRaat
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that's way too deep for me! Stay in school
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Im not a huge fan of any of the Kardashian clan, but Kim really needs to go back to a more natural hair color. She isnt doing herself any favors with this blond out of a bottle look.
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I think I'm gonna be sick..... thanx guys
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*hands him a paper bag*
Puke in this.
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doable
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keep trying.... your 15 minutes are ending at a fucking lightning place WhoreRaat.
BTW nice fucking gunt, u truly are the Queen of Fupa.
what a fucking pig. all she needs is some dirt, and shed be at home in her own fucking flith, except eating this pig wont raise your cholesterol, it will infect with you a full range of STDs
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Please don't insult pigs by comparing this fat hooker to them.
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SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY
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Would hit it.
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No Kidding... wow!
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if idots could fly she'd be a major airport...blea!
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Airports can't fly.
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I don't think idots can, either.
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You're right, the Illinois Deptartment of Transportation only deals with ground travel.
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Department*
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Her appeal is undeniable
I'd do her even with that ridiculous bikini bottom
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Hola!!
Hula!!
:)
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Wait a minute... Kim's on Twitter?? I'm out!!
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Dude...I don't even tweet, but I think she's one of my twits. Where have you been?
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Why would you have that twat tweeting you...when you know she's a twit.
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LOL! I totally followed that. Yay me!
I just wanted twats to tweet with. I had all the Kardashians. BTW, tweeting is stupid. Seriously. That's the dumbest thing anyone has come up with. And, the twits have nothing to say.
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Yeah, even Khloe has nothing noteworthy to tweet...which makes her a twat.
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All twittering tweets are twats. That's why they twitter all day.
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i think she's very foxy.
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Ok she doesn't look that bad..Damn unfortunately I have to admit this but, she does everything to get a little bit of attention. Shes a typical famewhore.Did she copy this idea from Rihanna?
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I'd bathe her in crisco and lick every drop of it off her body. Bring it haters!
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not gonna lie, she looks hot but wtf? she's near 30. what kind of cunt douche does this? i've seen more subtle whoring from fifteen year old narcissists. pathetic.
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she doesnt do anything for me
unless she gets completely naked like her playboy shoot, im not gonna get a boner because i fucking hate this bitch so fucking bad
she's just a cum dumpster
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She takes pictures with low-res, 3.x megapixel camera with defused flourescent lighting bounced off a mirror to hide her cellulite infused legs and ass. In addition, her fake haircolor, spray-on tan and mixture of latex paint airbrushed to her face, makes her a really attractive person?! Yeah right! In her fucking dreams!
IMO this woman is so whorishly fugly and a brainless twat!
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i like the body, don't like the hair.
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Fuck. Kim K is definitely the finest piece of pussy on this entire Earth. But she also is a souless, brain-dead, famous-for-nothing, talentless WHORE. But nonetheless, I would love to have her to myself for two weeks.
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Also, I never really suspected her as the druggie type, but she looks really baked here. Maybe Zanex.
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Kim is so beautiful, but I hate her hair. It doesn't do anything for her.
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Just noticed the caption: Moe, Kim and Reggie are rumored to be reconciling. Where have you been?
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we live in an alternative reality, man. we don't read news...we do our best to badly make it up.
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eh. who cares.
moejacksonisasellout.com was probably looking for ways to give the site even less credibility than it already has.
Hot sauce ads! get your hot sauce only on moejacksonisasellout.com!
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When they start shilling commemorative plates for the Bradford Exchange, I'll hang up my moejacksonly overalls.
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Keep sucking it in, fatty.
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I for one like the highlighted hair. Maybe she went a little too far with it but it makes her look more available. She should really become an adult movie actress. She would be sooo hot. A bit like Raylene a few years back.
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her only redeeming quility is she a 3 1/2 hole girl..
Kim if you going to take pix of yourself at least get naked first or go the fuck away..
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Lmao you mothafuckas are weird. Kim...Kimmm ugggh yessssss plzzz, BRING YO FAT ASS BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!
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