Bikini Marketing: Audrina Patridge Eats A Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Burger!

Photo Credit: Carl's Jr & Splash News

Considering how this project didn't involve much hardcore acting, Audrina was a perfect choice! Regardless of it's simplicity, I would still love to watch the outtakes.

"No-no, Audrina!! Hold it tighter & take a bigger bite!!"

Here's the commercial:



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so this commercial explains why the bitch has been hitting the gym and improving

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:10pm
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who?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:11pm
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WOW! Unbelivable, maybe McCracken would get noticed about it

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:13pm
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This works because in every shot her eyes are closed...

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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Un-F*ing-believable. This commercial makes me want to quit work and devote my life to worshipping her butt with my tongue. Looks-wise, this girl is off the charts.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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it's a burger commercial, yet I have a sudden thirst for milk

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:32pm
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Because of her boobs? Then you're thirsty for silicon, not milk.

Side question: Can bitches still lactate with fake tits?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:59pm
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"Side question: Can bitches still lactate with fake tits?"

That depends on the method of insertion of the implant and the competence of the surgeon. The most complications of either ruduced milk production or failure to lactate is normally associated with the implant insertion site being the areola.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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cool...thanks for the info

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 4:01am
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np, just an example of the useless trivia that clutters my brain.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 8:46pm
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They can if the implants didn't damage the gland tissue when they were inserted

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:59pm
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btw I hope she doesn't ever reproduce, we don't need another audrina or douche brother look a like in this world

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 8:03pm
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cool...thanks for the info

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 4:01am
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way hotter than megan fox

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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I WANT A TERIYAKI BURGER!! NOW!!!...She looks fucking Amazing!!..So damn SEXY!!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:10pm
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OMG for once she actually looked good for once.
She sucked in this commercial.
Paris was way better and Padma killed them both.
As a matter of fact I am going to Youtube to watch it again.
mmmmm

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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I have a craving for licking something tasty and a bit salty.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 7:53pm
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Wow, she has no personality even when scripted. Fail. Oh well, looks good.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 8:54pm
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cmn, they REALLY expect me to believe this bitch eats at Carls?

yeah right

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 8:55pm
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LMAO! LOL I was hoping that you can predict.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 10:17pm
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never been to a Carl's Jr.....is it anything special?!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 10:09pm
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There are so many regional hamburger chains on the west coast, that I can't remember which taste went with which joint. In-N-Out Burger, Carl's Jr, Fatburger, etc. It reminded me of Burger King crossed with Hardy's.

http://www.carlsjr.com/menu/

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 10:57pm
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compared to In-n-out and fatburger, Carls is pretty weak, but compared with Bk and Mcd's ist amazing...

i agree with Goli, Carls is very much in line with the rest of the "fast food" places, but SLIGHTLY better...

if your on the west voast, id suggest sticking with in-n-out.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 5:56am
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Girls - Don't ever listen to anyone who says fake boobs and plastic surgery can't get you ahead in life.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 11:24pm
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Kelly Clarkson woulld have made for a better commercial

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 2:17am
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She is so doable it hurts.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 2:45am
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ass shot in the beginning is nice...

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 2:56am
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I'm sure she puked the burger after the shoot had done.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 8:38am
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carl's is the same thing as hardees right? just wondering because they have the same symbol.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 5:16pm
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Yeah, I think that's why I saw the connection, that and the burgers.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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i dont even find that sexy
is that really suppose 2 make me go eat a burger
fucking idiot advertisers

Friday, June 26th, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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I seen this ads on tv before, I said "Oh god, I think I cannot handle this piece of shit anymore".

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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I hope she suffocates, this skank really thinks shes the hottest and prettiest on earth,wrong everybody can make his boobs bigger so big deal ,fake boobs are so lame ,i think she made this operation cause she has absolutely nothing to offer to the media, and now she has some pair of fake boobs,which make guys with chicken brains and lil dicks cum.pathetic poor and verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy lame

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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