Bikini Pics: Beyonce & Jay-Z Livin' La Vida "Pimped Out!" Ta-Damn!
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.com; These were snapped earlier today.Over the weekend, Jay-Z & Beyonce boarded their ultra-lux yacht (paid for by millions of hip hop fans around the globe) and hit up beautiful Dubrovnik, a Croatian city on the Adriatic Sea coast. Beyonce spent the day enjoying the water, while Jay-Z sat on the upper deck of the yacht looking like a total pimp at the top of his game. Bastard.
I'm pretty sure the entire trip is gonna be a tax deduction on the couple's 2010 return since Beyonce will probably schedule one of her "Sasha Fierce" concerts in Croatia. Damn them both to hell!! (I say that out of pure envy, of course).
And, on a side note: While Beyonce's understandably world renowned for her booty, I have to admit, Amber Rose's booty is far-far juicier. We'll need a close-up of Beyonce Bootay for confirmation, though...
Here's the couple as they hit the city for some upscale dining...

And, here's what happens when the papz fuck with Beyonce & her crew:

























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I don't know what Jay or Kanye are thinking. I would FUCK Beyoncé but no way would i marry beyonce knowles.
and if you're Kanye West you could get a straight DIME piece. the hair and tattoos brings that chicks quality down.
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Really?
You wouldn't marry the biggest superstar of her generation?
No drugs
No nude pics
No crotch shots
No sex tapes
No reality shows
super successful movie and singing career
You might be by yourself man.
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*facepalm*
you got me
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no crotch shots? she does have crotch shots
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Nude?
If not, that doesn't count.
And if they are pantiless, where can one stumble upon one?
*backs out of page*
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I am not impressed, she looks like crap. Idk what happened to her because she used to look good.
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that's what i'm saying day to day life she isn't all that but all done up for a music video as Beyoncé or for a photo shoot she is raw.
i dont want any part of beyonce knowles with her dad as he manager and bald sister. Jay better take the ring of it before he eventually releases Blueprint's 4,5,6,ect...
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Go Croatia!!
xD
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Yay! I'm cro :P
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croatian media are reporting one of the paparazi got a bit ruffled up by one of the bodyguards. i wish they would have spent their camera film on some local women instead.
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I'm pretty sure the entire trip is gonna be a tax deduction on the couple's 2010 return since Beyonce will probably schedule one of her "Sasha Fierce" concerts in Croatia.
Actually, she performed in Croatia 3 months ago.
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beyonce is looking good and the pap got a little crazy over there
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this pictures are like deja vu
only beyone doesn't look as hot anymore
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1st pic reminds me of the big pimping video, aww back when rap use to be good =]
i respect him, true he made most out of rap but unlike other rappers he actually was smart and invested his money
last i heard like in 2005 or so, he was worth like 350 mil
wonder he's at know
f beyonce, she's a tranny imo
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The Pap's that took these pics almost got fucked up by Julius (Beyonce's bodyguard). Check the video. BTW he knocks the shit outta a couple of dudes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJi6amKnNNE&feature=player_embedded
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Damn, Beyonce is looking good.
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i love her!
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I hate her!
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I'm indifferent about her!
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i like beyonce and all, but im getting tired of her. shes been around since i was little so after seeing her for so many years you almost get sick of looking at her. but she still looks good though.
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B has an other 5 maybe even 10 good years so keep her until then..
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Jay Z if fugly.
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I was watching entertainment tonite (I know because I'm a nerd!) There were great pics of her on the yacht that aren't shown in this set, I wonder why? Her body looked even better in the other ones that all you bastartds missed out on. And as for me I love Beyonce
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bastards*
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