Billy Zane Still Not Over Kelly Brook?
Thursday, March 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Matei/bauergriffinonline.comBilly Zane was seen at Fred Segal in L.A. and it's been awhile since anyone actually gave a shit to take photos of him since he's no longer with ultra-sexy bikini bod Kelly Brook. While Kelly is busy having sex with lucky bastard Danny Cipriani, looks like Billy needs a hug... Billy needs to remember the good days when he had her and she was wearing see-through dresses on the red carpet.






















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haha.
holy shit...
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HAHA!!! that made me laugh, thats so classic,
"you reached the maxinum allow message length" = LMAO!!!
Photographer Charter: Hello sir, I think you ranted a bit way too off, please get off please...
LMAO!
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LMAO ...that's a great phone rant you got up there. Poor dude, I feel so sorry for his lonely ass.
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Lol I get a feeling someone really went thru this same shit. But who knows, maybe it is all true....lol
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HAHAHA thats classic
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awww :(
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Yeah but wasnt he really horrible to her when her dad died? i heard thats why they split up because he wasnt there for her.
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Ha . . . That's pretty funny.
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The best captions on the bastardly EVER!!! bar none... I lol'd
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I always thought he was gay. I still do.
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Yes, in a Rob Halford kind of way! It puts a different spin on "turbo lover" and "You gotta another thing coming" now that he came out of the closet years ago.
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AAAGGGHHH!!!
WHY, ACE, WHY???
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HAHAHAHAHAA!!! That was really funny!
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I usually skip right past the articles about guys but those captions were hilarious.
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I know this dude, hes cool, but that is really funny as i agreed
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That's just wrong--and really fucking funny!
I'd still hit it, though.
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lmao, this dude needs reduce this fucking message sent, but its fucking hilierious
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