Blake Lively Doin' The Booty Shake on SNL
Monday, December 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Anyone catch her this weekend? And of course, the other funny clip was Blake taking the role of Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren. Check the clip on the next page...






















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she was better to look at then to listen to as the host but she wasn't awful
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I never cared for or took a second look at Blake Lively until SNL.
She was pretty awesome and she looked hot as hell.
She kicked ass as Tiger's wife, that was some funny shit. lol
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haha I have to say that Tiger Wood one was really funny.



But Swedes doesn't talk English like that, she sounded russian or something.
Blake looked pretty good but Elin looks alot better!
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Shes Gorgeous
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Wow I haven't seen her before...beautiful!
He effed up.
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Yeah because a super rich billionaire can never get another beautiful woman.
By the way beautiful does not equal good person or good wife.
Are you saying wives that are not as attractive deserve to be cheated on but beautiful wives don't deserve to be cheated on?
From what I can tell your only standard of judging her and their relationship is her looks.
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Valid point, but no matter how beautiful Elin is or isn't they were still married when he cheated on her, and IMO that is wrong all the way, and since Woods is now trying to fix their relationship (or so I've heard), yes he effed up BIG time.
But of course I agree with you on that cheating thing.
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While I wont pretend to know his actual motivations to make up with Elin. I do know that it is cheaper for him finacially, even with a new pre/post-nup, to stay married than it would be to divorce.
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no, he's got no point, let alone a valid one.
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you're a fucking idiot. Stop typing for fuck's sake. The more intelligent you try to sound, the deeper you're sinking.
"Yeah because a super rich billionaire can never get another beautiful woman."
Yeah because a super hot woman can never get another rich husband.
"By the way beautiful does not equal good person or good wife."
She must have been a good person, at least to him that he decided to marry her. She must have been a good girlfriend that he decided to make her his wife, and if he chose to make his wife, he HAD to be married. I don't care how cunty she later became.
"Are you saying wives that are not as attractive deserve to be cheated on but beautiful wives don't deserve to be cheated on?"
Where the fuck did she say that? Stop pulling shit out of your anus, anus. She was just being realistic about the situation since looks and being attracted to your partner are huge factors as far as cheating is concerned.
"From what I can tell your only standard of judging her and their relationship is her looks."
says the guy who is always bringing in the fact that tiger woods is very rich in order to justify his cheating on his wife.
The central theme and message of this post: shoot yourself in your anus, anus. You're a dumb fuck.
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and if he chose to make his wife, he HAD to be FAITHFUL*
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Wow, you are such a loser that you have to respond to your own posts.
Let me guess, cat lady?
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Not really.
Just like Michael Jordan got married to preserve his image. Tiger may have done the same thing.
See, there are a lot of great athletes, but the thing that makes Jordan Jordan and Tiger Tiger, is the fact that they can sell anything, because of their IMAGE.
So, while Derek Jeter can sell some stuff, he can't sell station wagons and children's cereal. Tiger can.
Why?
Because he's got the right IMAGE.
The wife and kids are what took Tiger from phenom to institution.
He dated Tyra Banks and a ton of models in private, but he married the perfect trophy wife to give him the right IMAGE, and that's why he's the first billionaire athlete.
She may be a good person. She may not be. She may be able to snatch another rich guy, but the world's richest athlete of all-time?
No.
A nanny is not doing better than Tiger Woods, the most famous man on earth and richest and greatest "athlete" of his generation.
She may find another rich guy or even a nicer guy, but women care about status and that's why her and Hillary Clinton and Spitzer's wife, and all the other wives of presidents and great athletes don't go anywhere most of the time.
They CAN'T have achieve a better status.
Literally anything they do is a step down.
These women know when they marry rich and famous guys who that they're gonna cheat. Most of them have an "out of sight, out of mind" type deal with the husbands. Just read anything about pro athletes and their wives and you'll see that.
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I was just shocked by how stunning she is as I have not seen a photo of her. Just wanted to comment on her beauty : ) Not saying anything about who deserves to be cheated on.
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Elin isn't gonna be hurting for anything in the future....from nanny to being worth 100 million, approx., in less that 10 years....that's 5 from now....not a bad job if you can find one like it
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Omfg, Tiger Woods, the Golf Champion.
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I saw and hearing that, the Gatorade Company from Chicago, IL is now dropping the face of Tiger Woods brand now, such a fucking historic crap now.
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Yeah no. I'm usually doing something more interesting on a Saturday night. You won't catch me in front of a TV.
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TIVO'd it, watched bits and parts of it.
My first chance to actually ever see Blake "act". She wasnt the greatest SNL host, but she definetly wasnt the worst.
@Sandra, Yeah I think Elin is better too, plus for all them male fantasys she is one half of an identical twin set...MEOW!!
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Oh yea, I forgot about that!

Hm.. her sister looks hotter
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Wow, SNL fucking sucks now! I can't even laugh at one skit.
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Oh, right, THAT's why I don't watch Saturday Night Live.
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SNL has sucked since the late 90's.
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I forgot how awful "SNL" is. I only made it 30 seconds into that sketch before being embarrassed for everyone involved.
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It will still always be better than that shitbox MadTV ever was. And that's not saying much.
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MADtv had its moments -- Debra Wilson's Whitney Houston was amazing -- but the talent and writing was never quite "there."
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I love madTV.. yeah there are some stupid jokes but I just love the casts: Nicole Parker and Stephanie Weir.
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Shes soo cutee
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the way she talked in this skid reminded of that whore blod, victoria..lol...
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does anyone actually watch SNL anymore???
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Welcome the fuck back Moe!
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i hope his wife fucked another guy to get back at him...fuck his best friend, girlfriend haha...not something i would do to get back but vengeance is sweet and should always be served.
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Shoot, i'd volunteer!
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I love how you assume that he cares if she did.
If she cheats on him it only hurts her.
They have a pre-nup and he is the breadwinner.
In her best interests to stay clean, not his.
He protected her by not telling the police that she attacked him and refusing to speak to the police in case you forgot.
He then offered to up her pre-nup money from $20 million to almost $80 million if she stayed with him.
If he was as evil as you would like to portray him as, he would have told the police what happened and had her arrested.
She is young with a fuck ton of money and properties, and still good looking, she can go out and find herself a new man. Don't worry about her, her life is like hitting the lottery.
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I love how you assume it only hurts her if she cheats on him..
IF she even attacked him he didn't only protect her, he protected himself as well.. Or the possibility is there..
"If he was as evil as you would like to portray him as, he would have told the police what happened and had her arrested."
Wouldn't that be bad bad PR?
Why is her life like hitting the lottery? Honestly you make alot of assumptions..
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It does mostly hurt her. He will find another blonde or brunette to fuck before she finds another Tiger Woods
HE is the richest, most accomplished "athlete" of his generation, and possibly along with David Beckham and Barack Obama, the most famous man alive.
She was a NANNY before she met him.
And the PR can't get any worst for him. The entire world thinks he's a lying cheating scumbag . . . because he is. Her beating him up almost makes the story better. . . . for Tiger, because it seems as if he got some of what he deserves. That's why people are so determined to imagine that she beat him up with the golf club. They believe he deserved it. Denying she did it, puts the onus strictly on Tiger.
So, while I agree Tiger was wrong for what he did. She DID hit the lottery, by marrying a billionaire, when she had to be a live in nanny before she met him.
Now, she has homes all over the world and is taken care of for life, no matter what happens, based on none of her skills or talents, just her blonde hair and sweet ass and marrying a jock.
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ty for taking ur time to reply but I wrote
"I love how you assume it ONLY hurts her if she cheats on him"
I never said anything about her getting less or more hurt (:
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I didn't say you did or didn't. I was just compounding what Angus said.
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naver watch SNL before, but hearing it sucks as hell since late 90's trash.
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That's Kenan from All That!!! I didn't know he was still acting, and on SNL too! Good for him. I used to watch that guy when I was a little kid - he had his own show after All That, Kenan and Kel
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They got Blake Lively in a leotard with half her ass hangin' out but couldn't figure out how to have her back to the camera.A for concept but F(for fags) for execution.
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SNL sucks.
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