Boob Review: Minka Kelly Showcases Her Golden Globes
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
With a quick review of Minka's Bastardly Category, her Golden Globes showing definitely caught me by surprise! God damn, woman!
Anyway, here's Salma Hayek from yesterday:
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legs are a bit thick but other than that...pretty hot.
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I can't believe Minka's leading over Salma.
RhondaReply to this Comment
At the very least it could have been a matchup with Scarlett Johansson and Salma.
But in this case SALMA
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Yes! Salma's boobs need some real competition.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Very cute face..amazing eyes..nice rack...and yes the legs are a little thick but overall she's pretty hot!..
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this is officially a john mayer revenge
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she is very hot, i don't mind the thick legs, but her boobs are NOT better then Salma's. Salma's have stood the test of time
skilliganReply to this Comment
how about motorboating these!!
chanelleReply to this Comment
C'mon, you can't have a boob match up between Salma and Minka. It's not fair to Minka and disrespectful to Salma. A match up between Kelly Brook and Salma would be more appropriate.
Minka is hot, though.
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Ooh! I hate to say it, but Salma might not win in that match-up. Kelly has really great boobs.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Maybe so, but it would only be because of Minka's revealing dress.
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Tru, tru. But Minka has to "milk" it (ok, bad pun intended) with a slinky dress while Salma needs no help. That woman can be wrapped in tinfoil and those girls would still be going; BOOOMSHAKALAKA.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Now this is seriously hot, show those titties!
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Calm down, Arsehed, Minka is actually a woman.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Some peeps need to get out more often.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Looks great but she has the pre kankle condition for sure.
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Day-am! Minka Kelly is on fire!
Some GuyReply to this Comment
When the fuck did minka grow those things? I Def. Approve!
PeccaviReply to this Comment
The question is not who you'd rather bang, it's who you'd rather motorboat. Minka is hotter but I don't think her tits are motorboatable.
Salma is not only huge, she might even still be lactating for that special motorboat bonus. It's no contest.
McPervReply to this Comment
Good point McPerv...however attitude counts big time. I've motorboated chicks with smaller tits but if they're into it, it makes all the difference in the world. Somehow, I think Salma would be a big pain in the ass...I'll take Minka with her cuter face (which I'll be staring at while motorboating) and her smaller -- but firmer -- tits.
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You guys are seriously fags, this chick is a fucking knockout! Look at those amazing tits, and that face is gorgeous. Anyone who nitpicks about how her legs are "a little thick", needs to check themselves.
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and those tits do not take away from her fugly legs. seriously those are some fugly legs. who cares what kind of tits she has for those legs are BLECH!
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Wrong chick to compare with, they look like they're gonna go west/east respectively..KRISTE Salma has it goin on!!!
LiloReply to this Comment
Agree with you 100% JayRizzle...it's Minka all the way. Although her legs don't look great in photo 9, she's still MUCH cuter (I mean look at #8 one more time) and MUCH less annoying than Hayek. After banging Salma for 3 minutes that fucking accent would drive me nuts and I'd have to strangle her.
Out with the old and in with the new!!
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Seriously, I think that you have to take the clothes into consideration! Salma looks like she has incredible boobs, but that dress supports them magnificently! Minka on the other hand gets noooo help from that dress, and you can actually see how good they really look - if salma had been wearing that dress too, the boobs could be droopy as hell. Point: You could compare salma´s dress too a wonderbra and minka´s dress to a sportsbra - Its not hard for boobs too look good in a wonderbra - it is too look good in a sportsbra... you know..
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She looks incredible here.
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