Booty Rating: Heidi Montag did a Bikini Photo Shoot in the Bahamas!

Hey, just be glad King Douche isn't present in these pics. And, just in case you missed out on a flood posts featuring Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant, here's a quick review:

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

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you can take the horse chin out of the girl but you can't take the horse chin out of the girl...

i'll explain...

i don't care how much work she has. she still looks like a fucking used up phony. are guys really into this? or is it just that douche Spencer?

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 1:47pm
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hahaha she looks gayer than ever... trying to show off her "ass." lmfao i feel like slapping that grin off her face with a bible... hypocritical cunt.

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 2:02pm
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As much as I hate to say it I could screw this no talent whore bag all night.

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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Are you serious? Aren't you afraid 2 get STD ,which she got from Spencer.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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Where was the shark when we needed it?

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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Hate all you want, that body is HOT. And the face is better than average.

Saw the Miss U performance on YouTube, I won't deny this chick is a talentless skank who needs to die before she breeds, but please let me bang her first.

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 2:48pm
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Dear Lord,

Please remove this blight of humanity from this earth, please send her to some other planet so she may plauge them with her stupid ho tricks.

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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Please don't post any more pics of her. She's so tired.

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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her face and talent are terrible but that body/booty is not bad at all

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 4:40pm
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Photobucket

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 5:58pm
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fuck this bitch
i dont understand why you keep posting her
is she paying you guys, are you in that deep shit that you need to accept money from a useless horse bitch

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 6:37pm
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Yeah I'm thinking the same, I wonder how much she pays to get posted. Fucking useless camera whore.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 7:48pm
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i just love 3 1/2 hole girls just keep the lights of that face and its all good..

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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Her legs became fatter and her face uglier.She is just so annoying and dumb.She needs to get pregnant, so she can gain sooo much weight, that she will be ashamed to walk out of the house. In order to this she wouldnt pay anybody to take pics of her. This would be the end of her famewhore career, and we would be rid of her.Pls Spencer impregnate her pls.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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I would certainly toss her salad =)

Friday, January 22nd, 2010 @ 1:18pm
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