BREAKING!! Ashley Tisdale Took Her Chanel Purse To Hair Salon!
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Where have all the Ashley-lovers gone as of late? I think Ash is looking particularly nice in these pics as she walks out of some Beverly Hills hair salon, so it'll be interesting to hear what the haters will say this time around. Here's a flashback of a few comments from yesterday's post...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Oh this is some boring ass shit. Damn. Like, wow. Some fucking unattractive stick legged bitch went to coffee bean. I've dropped turds that are more exciting than this shit.
And, this one really hurts...
EvilSamurai
Imagine the joy the human race would feel if someone stabbed her this very instant.
And, for the record (just in case anything goes down), we don't promote violence against celebrities here on Moejackson.
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I like the new hair color, and i like these fall clothes, maybe that is the key, if she shoots movies and videos in colder climates then i will like her more
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Birdface with blonde hair is still birdface.
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You are deep like dirty water.
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Sure looks much better then last photos I saw of her...she's got a nice bod..her face well pretty average I think..
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haters go right ahead...more for me... I find her more than hot
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I like the clothes but her face bugs me for sum reason
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Cute
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Oh man, she reminds me of this bitch I knew, Rhonda, who eventually got killed by her "friends", who I will not mention but simply call L & G, along with that crazy cat molesting bint C.
The other ones ended up killing themselves, and I gotta say, many got thrilled.
ANYWAY Love the bag, ASH!
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go die already
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So is that what it takes to kill you off? We have to befriend you first and then go all Brutus upon your tainted arse?
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No, we need to throw a bucket of water on her.
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your just after ruby slippers
:P
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You mean the busted & broke down too-small Payless heels that she spraypainted red? Nah. I don't want those stank things. They're all stretched out and the heel is broken...and I think there's a fungus growing on the inside of the left shoe.
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Yep...that would be your shoes...we all knew that...man, can you BE more obvious?!
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PS - shouldn't you be off to your drinking binge contest down at the pub, ya big Irish lass?!
hehe ta-ta!!
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Good batch of meth today, Pam?
You seem almost lucid.
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nah, it didn't work
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I'm telling you...a bucket of water.
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I'm sorry? I was talking about that crew that I knew, have a little respect for the deceased, though nearly no one did.
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extremely average.
i bet she is a fucking raging cuntrag and thinks she is the hottest thing since...since....fucking Lauren quit the Hills.
the insular world of these young whores is fucking amazing.
lord knows she is swallowing some fucking casting couch jizz as we speak and it's probably for some fucking Proactive commercial or something lame like that.
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That ferret looking bitch Rhonda I knew, she and her frind, C, made lil kitties commit suicide, and I had to find shelter for those kittens they stole, The Shelter for Suicidal Kittens.
Crazy bitches. You are right on in your comment, btw
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Sexy.
I love her.
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Gimme those shoes, Ashley.
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Never like her.. I gotta agree with wiseblood, she's so average.
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I love that you know your purses!
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I doubt he knows his purses, just the symbol on the clasp.
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Her nose looks fucking horrible, check out a close up of it sometime, looks so artificial. It wasn't even bad to begin with, it's just the fact of the "gotta make it smaller" overkill was just the ridiculous part.
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I agree, the nose is her real and biggest problem
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I will be devil's advocate and say that she looks pretty good here. I like her smile. She has a coyness in these pics. Her shoes look good too. She seems to have hired a stylist who is helping her out sometimes. Yes I agree with Wiseblood that she is probably a little Diva at times but I don't want to see her harmed. She has at least made me chuckle whereas all the indistinguishable, blonde whores on The HILLS have only made me cringe!
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And now a 'poem' for my dear L.
L IS A BITCH. L IS A WITCH. L SHOULD BE LOCKED AWAY. L'S POOR BABY IS SUICIDAL. L AIN'T SHIT. L IS THE LETTER FOR LETTER OPENER THAT SHE SHOULD USE FOR OTHER PURPOSES.
THANKSSSSSS
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my poem for Pam:
DIE DIE DIE
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It's sing-a-long with Caitie time!
Let's dedicate this one to Pam.
Ready?
Watch the video....and sing a long with it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIisWJJG28
one of the best. misfits. covers. ever. ^_^
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Didn't click on that, you know you don't exist...
YOU TWO GO MAKE LOVE TO A FOOT, FREAKSSSSSS
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well, at least we have very nice feet....
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Oh yeah, Pammy got herself some REALLY good meth today.
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Replace your daily morphine intake with a rat poison, shrewwwww
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Replace your home with a coffin, thanks in advance!
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No but seriously, L, shouldn't you go take care of your baby? Or is it with you whilst you type on the internet, leaving every single scatterbrain thought out??
Maybe I'm just concerned, it's all
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Pam, I'll nicely explain....babies do nap alot during a day. Baby sleeping = mommy has time for Bastardly.
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Leni...don't take the bait.
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TITTYBALLS!
CHEESE!
TINFOIL HAT!
....shut up.
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NOT cool! Okay... Can I play?
Pam, or should I call you sPam?
Sit at your computer with your Imaginary man
She'd blow you off, if you put a nickle in her hand
Then she'd go by a stone from the crack-man
She ain't got a kid so you can't insult it
She's barren, so don't even feel insulted
She ain't worth the time, she hears voices in her head
Flips out, throws her crap and wets the bed
Get help? No she'd rather come here instead
And act like a jacked up, silly crack head
Girl call the doctor quick, quick, quick
You have to get by on crack and sucking dick
then you won't have to act like dumb cunt
It'll take detox plan that'll last a few months
But then we can at least just get a little peace
Oh... A word of advice. Bitch brush your damn teeth.
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Oh, Pam....YOU JUST GOT SERVED.
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I don't read your lame "rhymes" as you you call them...as you write them I'm sure in your own petulant outburst, lashing out your so called "vitriol" and "venom"...it's just not my cup of tea.
Sorry
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That's because your meth addled brain can't process it.
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How predictable...or something. It sure is interesting how often you call me that, get ready for your morphine drip, Caits....
awwww. Little sour puss!!! So mad at the world you all are.
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Here's a new one for you: You say you're a fashion design major. I thought you were a musician, Pam?
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Why are you stalking me? Jeeze, get a life, and you know, people due tend to have skills...in more than one area...but you know that, right?
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Hey, I'm just lavishing the attention you so desperately crave onto you.
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Hmmmm. Much like you crave attention on you for your shoe fetish...I don't blame you, Caiter Skater
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Sense no make, your comment does.
Addled with meth, your mind is.
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Whatever, bitch. Have a great life, you and your pal keep finding other people to threaten them death.
I'm sure you will have some kick out of it, sick bitches.
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**sigh**
Shame I am a lousy poet, rhymer or rapper.
But much love to those who are, and not those who think they are (Pam).
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I don't like you. The feeling is mutual, so stop with your lame replies.
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You may not like me, but how presumptuous of you to think the feeling is mutual.
I like you.
I like your foot in your mouth.
I like your lame attempts at wit.
I like your lack of finess.
I like how your buttons are so easy to push.
I like how you lack any conviction or power of self control.
I like how you muddle together insults that you beleive are personal and yet just cause me hours of mirth.
I like how you think you win, when I allow you to have the last word.
I like you.
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LOL!
I like how she played the "I ain't gonna read that" card at the "rhyme" comment. Maybe the smartest thing she's EVER done.
Since there is no counter... Play ignorant. Smart move
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self deception is the key to happiness.....
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Yep. Ignorance is bliss...
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Yep. Ignorance is bliss...
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It is amazing how self-absored you really are. Amazing.
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Maybe you should read this a few times a day, and then perhaps it will be ok:
http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/78924/projects/118784/7892412297162...
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Words cannot describe how spoilt, over-indulged and inexperienced you are, yet you are massively opinionated, egocentrical and vacuous. I bet you have a fucking speech impediment and that's why you come off as so self-observed on the net. Yet you still insist that you're, like totally, 'random' and 'quirky'. You're a damned idiot.
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Your right I do have a speech impediment. OMG how did you know?
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"I like how you think you win, when I allow you to have the last word."
LOL the words of an ignoramous beyond belief. I'd say you just about described your very self there, bucko
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really......?
test of your convictions, results displayed below.
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Whoa! What the hell just happened?!
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sPam emerged from molting season late and groggy as usual.
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And smelling of meth smoke, swamp ass and wet dog.
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I love her, she is a cutie =)
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I like her for previously mentioned reasons (had a girl who was quite similar to her)
Also with darker hair as she was few months she resembles one of my sister's friends, who I had a crush back in 2002 when we were in early yrs of high school
Anyway I like her, and I think there are other gals whose appearnce is worse though they're not bashed as she is
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And I think that most of the guys who bash her here would dor her without a second thought if she showed up at their front doors
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Your right, at least in my case. When pussy shows up on my door, clean, willing and able.....Well I am a male, I wont lie, I'm not so picky at that point in time.
What I do object to, about Ashley, is that she is very mediocre by Hollywood standards, both in her acting talent and her looks.
I think that most of us who are being honest with ourselves are using a celebrity/hollywood scale and not the scale we use in our "real" lives for judging those presented to us on this site. Although that McCord sister from earlier today, was fucking ugly even by my real life standard.
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That's why the good Lord made bags, cuz I couldn't pass on that McCord sister's legs. OW!
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"do" not "dor"
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Yea, she looks great when she's spent 5 hours in the hair salon and another 5 in the tanning salon.
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Ashley's outfit was a smart choice. But my God...she cannot sing very well...
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good body, hate her face.
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Real pretty, not hot but she looks great
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ASH!!
SIT ON MY FACE
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