Breaking! Audrina Patridge Went To The DMV!!!

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So on Audrina's fake official website, she's got some tips for you all since summer is fast approaching.
3. Ladies: shave or wax! Make sure you are well groomed!

5. Make sure your bathing suit fits! If you're sure that your top/bottom will stay on, whether you're playing in the waves, throwing around a Frisbee, or playing volleyball, you'll be confident, comfortable and relaxed. Also, do a see-thru test first (especially with white, or light colored bathing suits). Nobody wants to get wet and realize their suit is sheer! Source

We know she knows something about bikinis... we've had all those photos of her black bikini, the black one-piece swimsuit, black/pink bikini, her pink bikini, or her green bikini.

Oh yeah, we're also still one of Audrina's Favorite Sites! Hah!

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I'm surprised no pic from behind was taken.

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 12:47pm
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"I've been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv"

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 1:10pm
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PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

^_~

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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SHE LOOKS GLAMOROUS

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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best i've seen her in a long long time

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 1:21pm
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Her smile bothers me. It's very toothy and it, coupled with her ceiling eyes, makes her freaky looking sometimes.

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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She looks hot. The fact that her dress is somewhat see through doesn't hurt either.

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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she does look nice.

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 2:03pm
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cankles!

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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CANKLECITY

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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she looked better with darker hair

Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 7:29pm
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Those pics elude a strong "come and f me" vibe, her innocent sexuality is very arousing.

Saturday, May 9th, 2009 @ 12:20am
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shame she didn't have colored pantys on

Sunday, April 25th, 2010 @ 9:59pm
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