BREAKING! Chanelle Hayes Attacked By Ugly Person! Oh, God!

Photo Credit: Splash News

Our sources on the ground are still trying to confirm the sex of the attacker near Nobu on Berkely Street in London. The baggy jacket & bandana are making our I.D. efforts extremely difficult. What wasn't difficult to gauge was the fear in poor Chanelle's cute lil' eyes as she & her hot friends were leaving Nobu after having dinner.

Soon after the tragic incident, she was comforted by her friends at home with what seemed like an endless session of scissoring. Just close your eyes & imagine 5 to 6 girls scissoring each other...at the same time. As kinky as it sounds, I'm pretty sure they succeeded in achieving their goal of comforting Chanelle.

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1 Bastard Digs This!

she needs to elbow this ugly girls out of camera view

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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That's a girl?

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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looks more female than male, of course it could be some hybrid in between.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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I don't know who this is

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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O_O

Chantelle...your shoes are too small...but some that actually fit you. Otherwise...I have no problem with you.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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You. Have. No. Problem. With. Her????

SHE WAS ON BIG BROTHER!!! SHE'S A GRADE A TWAT!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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What do you mean I support T.W.A.T

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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Honey, I live in the States....I don't get your Big Brother....

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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yeah well she's an idiot, trust me. They all are!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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Ok. I trust you.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:31pm
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Good!!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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*HANDS HER A BAG OF MONEY*

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:47pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

More of the babe in yellow, please.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:49pm
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the brunette looks very nice!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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Yeah, especially her legs... need to see them make an ass of themselves.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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how does that troll in the blue dress always end up in pix of this girl?

that other bitch is fucking scary.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:56pm
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Ugly Person isn't as scary as Egg Head

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:58pm
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that's right..

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:03pm
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Could she possibly be any more BORING!!?!? (that's a rhetorical question)

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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aw it's kind of sad really, that moment was probably this little person's highlight of his/her year

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 6:06pm
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Dumb, ugly retard on tour with her Humpty Dumpty friend.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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ugly people suck. and so do crippled children

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 7:34pm
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I don't understand, Ugly Person is the EGG HEAD girl or the GRANDPA FACE kid? please, help me.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 11:45pm
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"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!"

Friday, September 4th, 2009 @ 1:48am
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her bod's not bad but her face is not good i do like her mouth..

Friday, September 4th, 2009 @ 8:03am
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Stumpy's sister does get away from time to time...they'll just get an air gun from the zoo & dart her a few times before they put a collar on her...

Friday, September 4th, 2009 @ 11:11am
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