BREAKING! Chanelle Hayes Attacked By Ugly Person! Oh, God!
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash NewsOur sources on the ground are still trying to confirm the sex of the attacker near Nobu on Berkely Street in London. The baggy jacket & bandana are making our I.D. efforts extremely difficult. What wasn't difficult to gauge was the fear in poor Chanelle's cute lil' eyes as she & her hot friends were leaving Nobu after having dinner.
Soon after the tragic incident, she was comforted by her friends at home with what seemed like an endless session of scissoring. Just close your eyes & imagine 5 to 6 girls scissoring each other...at the same time. As kinky as it sounds, I'm pretty sure they succeeded in achieving their goal of comforting Chanelle.
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she needs to elbow this ugly girls out of camera view
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That's a girl?
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looks more female than male, of course it could be some hybrid in between.
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I don't know who this is
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O_O
Chantelle...your shoes are too small...but some that actually fit you. Otherwise...I have no problem with you.
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You. Have. No. Problem. With. Her????
SHE WAS ON BIG BROTHER!!! SHE'S A GRADE A TWAT!!!!!!!!
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What do you mean I support T.W.A.T
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Honey, I live in the States....I don't get your Big Brother....
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yeah well she's an idiot, trust me. They all are!
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Ok. I trust you.
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Good!!
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*HANDS HER A BAG OF MONEY*
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More of the babe in yellow, please.
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the brunette looks very nice!
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Yeah, especially her legs... need to see them make an ass of themselves.
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how does that troll in the blue dress always end up in pix of this girl?
that other bitch is fucking scary.
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Ugly Person isn't as scary as Egg Head
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that's right..
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Could she possibly be any more BORING!!?!? (that's a rhetorical question)
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aw it's kind of sad really, that moment was probably this little person's highlight of his/her year
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Dumb, ugly retard on tour with her Humpty Dumpty friend.
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ugly people suck. and so do crippled children
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I don't understand, Ugly Person is the EGG HEAD girl or the GRANDPA FACE kid? please, help me.
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"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!"
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her bod's not bad but her face is not good i do like her mouth..
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Stumpy's sister does get away from time to time...they'll just get an air gun from the zoo & dart her a few times before they put a collar on her...
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