BREAKING! Christina Aguilera Shopped at Salitine in West Hollywood
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Any wild guesses as to what crazy gifts Christina blessed Baby Max with this past Christmas...?TOP 3 GIFTS POSSIBLY GIVEN TO BABY MAX
1. His very own Maybach Lanaulet (complete with chauffeur)
2. An extension to his bedroom (see pic of room here)
3. Trip to outer space on the Virgin Galactic so he can experience six minutes of weightlessness during what will be a two-hour end-to-end flight (cost: $200,000)
Read more in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, Christina Aguilera, Music
Bookmark/Search this post with:
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Christina Aguilera Looking Very Tired of Motherhood
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Spends Time With Baby Max!!
- Christina Aguilera Spends Time w/ Baby Max; Hits Up Pumpkin Patch!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Takes Her Monkey for a Walk!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Walking Around Without Pet Monkey!!
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
she's nothing special...
sometimes she wears to much makeup
I don't want do be mean but i've seen her son and he is a little ugly...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i'd fuck her so hard i'd put a smile on her bitchy face
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
wow... going downhill, and hit a tree on the way. emulating lady gaga is not the best move.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
She was always very pretty and an exceptional singer. The music video for "Dirty" remains one of the sexiest ever.
However, she now wears more makeup than Bozo the Clown and is married to a Jew-Monkey. It's unfortunate to see what's happened to the hotness of Spears, Aguilera, and Simpson.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Oh Xtina, where did you go wrong? Stripped was your best album and I liked your look the most then. Now you seem very bitchy and boring and your music sucks. I guess family life changed your career for the worst. I miss you Xtina!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Horrible legs, really bad. The face is not better.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Was she always that bowlegged?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
yes...
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/06/christina-aguilera-cowgirl-...
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christina-aguilera-lea...
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/FP_3785617_A...
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aguilera_bratman_0...
http://www.celebrityunofficial.com/celebrity_photos/christina_aguilera/c...
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/vmas07/poll/christina_agu...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Wow, I never noticed how bad she was bowlegged. It's almost as if she was in a terrible accident.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
She is a bowlegged, little bitch that can sing very well. She also is married to a monkey man and has an ugly child. Her taste in makeup and fashion is atrocious. Such is the life of an aging pop princess.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
LOL!!! I thought you like her :)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Well I do like her music. I have also found her sexy from time to time but I hate her general attitude in public. Same with Jennifer Alba. They have the world in their little hands and yet seem so ungrateful.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
duh... Jessica Alba... I was tired.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Well she looks better than the last entry she had here, not that is saying much.
..and WTF, you get your own nickname tagged on your skin, why incase you get lost or lose your neck? Identity issues?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i just dont get how can u look so ugly when u have so much money...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
not bad, she ALWAYS wears too much makeup so its fine i guess
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i wonder if this dumb ass remembers what it was like to give guys boners and have them jerk off to her videos.
it's been so long since i sprouted a Christina Aguleria boner that I just don't give a fuck about her anymore. in fact, she looks average now. more than average. she looks like a fucking mom that is trying too hard to be sexy and "in" and "hot".
she is a fucking dirty mess and i don't want to jerk off to her anymore.
wake up bitch.
you have lost it.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
WTF? She looks good. Don't know what all the fuckin' complaints are about.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
talk about being in love with yourself...who gets a tattoo of their own name?
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Just wondering if the "t" in her tattoo is superfluous. Perhaps she celebrates Xtmas.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
WTF??? she has her name on the back of her neck...is because she gets lost all the time & forgets who she is & asks strangers to read it to her???? Oh yea that's my name...is my address there too? Um no it's most likely on your ass moron
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Damned she's too bow-legged...I guess too much screwing gets you that way....
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I'd still rub her the right way out of that bottle.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I know the words to the spanish version of genie in a bottle by heart. Anyway, I like the outfit - looks like something I'd wear.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i like her songs aspeshuly that one beautiful
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
She should have gotten the Xtina tattoo a little lower so it was on her upper back like a jersey.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
sometimes i think she is the hottest pop star to come out of the 90's and other times im like eh
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!