Breaking! Eva Longoria Fills Her Own Gas!
Thursday, February 26th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
In an effort to create some buzz and get people to care about Desperate Housewives, it's been reported/rumored that Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher will kiss in an upcoming episode. Yeah, who cares?Housewives is in its fifth season and the alleged sexy storyline has not yet been officially confirmed. However, an insider close to the series told Celebuzz, "Yup, they kiss." Source
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Bitch is nasty!! Never understod why everyone thinks she is hot!! Flat ass, big head,nothing up top, give me a break.
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No ass!!...No nothing!!..I fucking hate her...don't know why...just do!!
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look at pic 4, that's a nice ass.
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mmmm maybe it's just the angle...just look at picture 1,2 n 3...that's an old (really old, like 80+) ladie ASS!
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unflattering jeans
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she is a good looking woman, she was a little overrated for a while there but the backlash is crazy, how is she nasty? come on
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She looks hot ...pic 4...oh yeah
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i cant stand her. she's so boring and uninspiring....straight up conventional latin beauty. lol she aint ugly she's just wack. i have no desire to look at her. her body is like that of a 13 year old...super short, no hips. she has a cute bubble butt but it needs width. her hair is disgusting too.
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.. and Mario is filling her tanks
i like her. down to earth. body is overrated but i wouldn't kick her out for it
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She's overrated for sure. But she has always had a nice ass. Its her one great feature. Check some older posts.
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If you have a fantasy about an old woman devouring you of bodily fluids, she would be a good incarnation.
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Plenty good enough to be bent over the sofa.
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I've got something for her tank...
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Dammit man! I was gonna say "I'll fill up her tank"
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Real brothas think alike when it comes to the ladies, mayne.
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Oh come on now - we would all bang this annoying chick until our peen skin was bleeding
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Thank God some of you losers are finally being honest. Eva is so fine. I live in San Antonio and have seen her fairly often at games. She is so hot you could not imagine.
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