OW! Holly Madison Reaches New Low; Becomes Keg Tapper Girl!
Monday, October 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend at a Hofbrauhaus beer marketing event in Las Vegas.Damn, it's nice to see that Holly Madison will do pretty much anything for some cash. And of course, from a Bastardly Lifestyle standpoint, that's a very positive development. Make sure you check out all the other crap Holly's been doing over the past few months...





















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I've never found her attractive, not even one bit. Then i saw her before pix, and man, was she ugly and scary looking. Overall, she's still ugly to me. Forget the plastic tits, nose and all, what grosses me out the most is that ridiculously obvious plastic hair.
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+1
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i don't think this is too low for her, i mean she used to have sex with an elderly man for money
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She looks pretty good and I think the St Pauly girl outfit is perfect for her. She has to make a living somehow!
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"OW!" what?
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She's a wench.
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she doesnt have any lows
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i just have never really understood what she aspired to be...she needs a talent or something..or a personality perhaps? she seems so boring
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You have to love the first photo of her grabbing the spigot. lol
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I think she's pretty damn attractive.
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I like beer not plastic blondes..
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DUDE!!!!
Look at her bang away at that bunghole.
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HoLLY NEEDS A REAL JOB
stop modeling ur vagina around
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isnt that the same job you have??
Ohh i get it you dont want the competition from another plastic.
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What is her deal with wearing knee-high socks at all times? It seems like a weird fetish bordering on an obsession.
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It is just her trying to play it up to the the pedo in most of us men, and the school girl outfit fantasy.
She needs all the attention she can get, and this is one of her many tricks.
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Those socks would be a hit in Japan. Hopefully she'll relocate there.
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I think that is where she buys them from.
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no bastardly caption?
Looks like she's born to dress like this.
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She was born to dress like this, if you consider being born into a destiny of having boob implants, as part of the birthing process.
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She may have not been born with the boobs, or that nose for that matter, or hair anywhere near that not-found-anywhere-in-nature platinum blonde color, but her innate fame-whore-ish-ness has been ingrained into her very being since birth.
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her being a beer wench is the most useful she has been since she discovered she had titties when she was 12.
that's when guys started doing things for her so they could finger her after they watched that after school special about chicks that throw up in jelly containers and leave it in the closet.
you know you remember that one.
she's useless and she proabably even fucked this job up.
useless bitch.
GET ME A BEER.
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