BREAKING! Jaime Pressly Smoking in her Bikini in Mexico!
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

For someone who's supposed to only be 32, Jaime Pressly is definitely not aging well. Anyway, these were snapped while she enjoyed a quickie vacation in Mexico...
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The poison ivy days are long gone.
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Still not bad....
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i don't see ANYTHING wrong with her, not for 32 or even 22, i think she is still top notch
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don't fall for Woman Code.
if she says she is 32, she is probably 37. at least.
she looks alright. i'd let her smoke my pole. why not? you know she is a filthy minx in the bedroom.
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She was really young in Poison Ivy III, which was 1997. She probably is 32. Nothing will age you more than smoking and having a parasite in you for 9 months.
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Don't forget being surrounded by little boys who call themselves men. That'll definitely age you.
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this is very true and the A#1 reason i tell bitched not to have children. well, at least the good looking ones because it ruins them and their vag. ugly girls - have all the kids you want.
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And this is why you're such a hit with the ladies. You must have a superhuman tolerance for ballkicks & mace, huh?
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WTF.. yeah good idea, only ugly chicks have kids pretty soon you have all ugly women...DUH
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The new California anti-paparazzi law sucks. Ever good MoeJackson is entitled to make a living. Damn it!
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why do ppl smoke?
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Same reason ppl drink...and over eat.
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when u drink u get buzzed and/or drunk and u feel good and life gets more fun. when u smoke nothing happens except u hurt ur health
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Smokers if there are any, correct me if I'm wrong but you get buzzed also, when you take your first puff..in the mornings right? well at least I do..actually smoking is like taking drugs, in a way...calms your nerves...I know it's a dirty unhealthy habit, but it is a habit, and addiction just like any other drug...and a very hard addiction to get rid of..I know I've tried several times, and failed...and miley, I think alcohol is just as bad as smoking, it also ruins your health, besides having accidents if you drive, so to me it's no different, thank goodness smoking is my only addiction, and still trying to quit..
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I don't get a buzz from my first cigarette. I think it's all about genetics.
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Perhaps...it is. Don't know, but I do feel some kind of a buzz, or high when I take my first puff. I really hate this habit, but I'm trying.
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Your call, really. I only smoke when I'm writing music or at the pub.
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Not aging well? She looks awesome.
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I would she is still HOTT
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seriously, is there any celebrity female you think is NOT HOT???? :P
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Yep she still a boner material...
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She is still hot. Yeah she doesn't have her 20 year old body which was smokin hot, but she still has a pretty hot body.
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That's a super-tight body. I have no idea what Moe thinks the problem is.
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Would not last long with her at all. Still very hot.
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She smokes even without the cigarette...
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She's doing okay given the life she's lead... but keep in mind that by all accounts she should have been found dead in a bus depot somewhere in her mid-teens.
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She still looks good even though she is classless trash.
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Classless trash??? well she played that on tv (Joy..My Name is Earl)
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You just know she's thinking about Cleveland
during sex.
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Ahh, sometimes i like 'em trailer park trashy. She still looks good.
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That bum deserves a double OW!!!
I think she looks great. It's all the twisting and stuff that she's doing that makes it look like gravity wanted some sort of revenge. She's still hot.
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Her body is incredible. She is hot. You are wrong if you think otherwise.
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that butt looks pretty toned.
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Aging most perfectly, well as well as one can tell from photos taking with a telephoto lens from the top of a palm tree 2 miles away, and then blowing up the picture 1500%.
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She's be SMOKING even if she didn't have a Cigarette - WOW !!!
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Don't know what to say cuz I don't expect any less from this hottie.
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She only looks old because she's always been quite masculine and she's burnt her skin to a crisp bright red. You think she looks old because when you look at her, you're reminded of the Texan, leathery-skinned mom of your friend who still wears the tight jeans and midriff tank tops with the american flag on it when she goes to shop at Target because she's still holding tight to her "youth" and she still has a weirdly muscular body because she still keeps fit by going swimming and running on the treadmill in her g-string leotard over tights....
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Not bad.. but she needs to quit smoking.
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Not bad.. but she needs to quit smoking.
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