Breaking! Jennifer Love Hewitt Owns An iPhone!
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Okay, I promise not to post the Fat Booty photo in this post...
Anyways, Jamie Kennedy continues to gush about how happy he is to be with Jennifer Love Hewitt and how awesome he thinks she is...
"We're more than dating ... we're more than in love."
"We have an intense connection,"
"so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she's hilarious ... and hot since she was, like, 9." Source
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So...so so...mmm...so...WIDE!!
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Word.
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i thought she was looking better yesterday & then these pictures show up.
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u guys r such pussies. just because BASTARDLY.COM thinks she's not good enough, u follow their lead.
get some independent thought of your own, STAT.
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That bruise looks painful.
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She should get a job squashing grapes for wine production with that powerful, meaty lower body.
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i think it's safe to say that if given half a chance, 9 out of 10 Bastards would still jump on her without a second thought no matter what they say on here and that last guy? he probably wants Jamie Kennedy..
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How could this have happened.
She looked so good, and what on earth happened to her so called singing career?? She made one song, I believe.
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what a fucking pig.
doesn't she know how to dress to make her fat ass look half decent?
and those legs...UGH....
come on Jennifer Cunty Hewitt. don't you remember 1996? get with the fucking program.
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haha yeah she was gorgeous in that heartbreakers film but i honestly dont think she is as wide as people are saying Shes still pretty and she is really petite on her upper body. Shes just pear shaped.
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I've watched Heartbreakers 3 times, now, and still don't know what the hell it's about.... I kept snappin' screen shots, cuz Jen was interrupting my train of thought, is probably why.
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I guess those pool steps aren the best place to have sex! She has child bearing hips! You know so the baby's head doesn't get stuck or something like that!
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Iphones are crap... end of story...
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Why can't celebs put their phones in their fucking purses like everyone else? Do they have to pretend that they are that busy and important to the world? Oh but of course...all these millionaires get their shit for free.
Oh yeah...back on point...I'd still plow that fat ass of hers. Balls deep.
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