Breaking! Jennifer Love Hewitt Plays Tennis in her Bikini in Hawaii!
Monday, August 3rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back in Maui.What's up with Jennifer Love Hewitt these days as she vacations in Hawaii?
Earlier in the weekend we saw Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball in her bikini & now we see her shooting hoops! Is she drinking one too many mai tais at her resort in Maui or is she simply drunk on Jamie Kennedy's mojo (we'll side with alcohol on this one)? Whatever it is, we really wish her the best & hope she continues walking the same juicy path.























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JLH please burn all your bikinis soonest..
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:D
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Playing tennis in those shoes? Yeah, this isn't staged or anything.
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LOL, like in a fashion show tho :P
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There is a God
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I am extremely turned on - staged or not. First she looks great - not perfect, but I give her kudos wearing the bikini and the wedges to play tennis. She seems like she is willing to try anything and might be fun. I still say that Jaime Kennedy will be tossed out soon for the next flavor of the month.
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sadly, what used to be her best features are being taken by age and gravity it seems.
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RAT FACE
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u must be kidding, she looks very good, love her tiny waist, not many girls have a waist like that, and her ass looks amazing on page 3
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i like JLH, but who the hell plays tennis in that?
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shes hagging hardcore
but still looks good... just the sagging of the boobs is kind of grossing me out
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*sagging, not hagging
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Hey Moe...... You may wanna cut back to 3 martini's.... In your intro you put the following.... roflmao
"Earlier in the weekend we saw Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball in her bikini & now we see her shooting hoops!"
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Anyway, anyone that says that they wouldn't tap that 3 times a day, 7 days a week is lying to themselves.....
And thats the bottom line..............
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True.
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I third the motion...
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Lol. I'll even fourth it...
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still looks great!
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too late for playboy now
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wtf is up with her fucking ugly cunt face
especially on page 2 pic 2
i cant say i wouldnt fuck her but u need ill need a paper bag and something to shut her the fuck up
she has thunder thighs as well, criticize all u want, u no it's true
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Looks like an a mother in her mid to late 40's. Luckily that's not a problem because I like those!
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so staged but look at her athletic shoes, lol, what is she doing?
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
U tellin' me this BAG can;t afford some Nikes or Addias?
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LOL.
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She is still hot to me. Anyone who passes her up must be gay!!!
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Pic #7....Wow....she looks delicious!!! almost has she used to look!!
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I'd hit that in a NY second. Silly but hot. DAMN YOU JAMIE KENNEDY.
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Ultra giga mega delicious
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"Thunder Thighs" needs to invest in some sneakers and start chasing down some tennis balls..
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she's still fat, its a shame cuz she looked so fine in heartbreakers
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to quote Ali G. "well droopy swingers"
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Wow, something to suited me up, "Bikini Tennis", very nice. Long time fan for celebs.
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this comment rocks cause it makes absolutely NO sense
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Ehh, no way, there's way more other than that...
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And they all have you or your "cousin's" name on 'em.
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UPDATE: If so, probably I need be more interdependent myself then.
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Nah, just get a better translator. Whatever your using is mega bad like crash car go boom into wall Big Bird eat straw poop on deck.
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i have a lot of negative thoughts swimming around in my head when i look at these pics but one word sums it up- bleh!
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I hate her facial expressions. Makes her rat face even uglier. And, this obviously staged photo op makes her appear desperate.
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Is she auditioning for Playboy? Usually only Hef gets this sort of floor show (albeit topless). Look at the tons of makeup she put on for this "faux-toe shoot".
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Ladies -- PAY ATTENTION!! This bitch is a PRIME example of what being fawned over for being small does to a woman. In her youth, she didn't watch what she ate and didn't exercise because she was petite and everyone fawned over how petite and cute she was. She didn't build up muscle tone, didn't develop healthy habits. Now she looks . . .past her prime when she realy shouldn't. There's no reason for a woman with such a small frame to be so out of goddamn shape!
SO FUCKING EXERCISE ALREADY!!
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wtf is up with her face? it's like she lost most of the weight there and looks haggard and rat-like... it's disgusting. and the whole playing tennis in a bikini and wedges thing is pathetic... she is incredibly gay, i'm embarrassed for her. and she still needs to lose 10-15 lbs. her waist isn't small, it just appears to be in comparison to her massive hips.
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I love Jlove and I refuse to say anything bad about her. I will say this tho, from now on it is my lifes mission to get my woman to play sports with me in her bikini!!!
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She may not have the "I know what you did last summer body", but she is still pretty hot. I would knock it all knight.
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P.S. playing tennis in platforms, hope she has a foot doctor on call.
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I feel bad for her shoes, not for her.
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The Young and the Desperate, or is it Restless, I can't tell I'm so confused
THERE IS ONLY DOOM!
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wow...staged or not, she looks better than what she looked before...
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jamie kennedy is so ugly
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beautiful waist even though she's not toned, and very feminine proportions. she has a lovely body--10 years ago and with some time in the gym she'd have been flawless. even now she could be.
She's the opposite of Annelynne McCord--that girl has ugly, boyish proportions that will look horrible as soon as she gains weight
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Ugh, I don't think even Heidi Montg would pull shit like this. Playing tennis in wedges? Yeah okay she's REALLY not being a camera whore. And seriously, saggy tits, saggy flat ass, cellulite not to mention that she's flabby and disproportionate. Her hips are massive. This isn't what you'd call a "tight" body at all. Seriously so many women her age can maintain the same body that they had when they were 21, why the hell can't she?
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I bet the next post will show she's doing bungee jumping wearing bikini.
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i wish my wife looked like that. f all you dicks that say she's fat now. before, a little but now, not at all. most women in america wish they looked like this. and most of you douches wish you were bonin a girl like this.
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I kind of like her body, she's soft - big deal, I've seen much worse. But her face is fucking ugly.
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This photoset sends women's tennis back about 50 years. If we are going to see women playing tennis - please pick one of the 50 gorgeous professional players rather than this stuck up, washed up, hack.
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WTF??
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Just for the record, her face is fuckin atrocious and i wouldnt come near t unless i was gettin my dick sucked. That being said, this bitch needs to get some smaller bikini's cause that ass is what's up. Everyhting else save her boobs are nice.
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LMAO on those Shauna Sand whore shoes. I'd love to see the video of her trotting around after every missed return shot. Also,she sure needs to pull back those shoulders if she wants those big puppies of hers to stand out firm once again.
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