Breaking!! Jessica Alba Got A Parking Ticket @ The Farmer's Market!
Monday, March 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comIn such difficult economic times, we're pretty sure Jessica Alba will contest the ticket in hopes to get it lowered. Seeing how she's not working these days & how all her movies in 2008 sucked ass, the financial crisis is really hitting the Cash-Alba-family hard. Our prayers are with them.
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lol at the baby comment, ive never seen her smile like jessica
i still love u jessica!
u look way sexy and mature =]
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Her kid need to loose some weight...look at that baby leg!!...haha...her mommy is still fucking SEXY!!!
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it's a baby... babies are supposed to be chubby :)
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Yeah,the baby isnt supposed to be a fucking sex object or the object of your sick desires and fantasies,you fucking disgusting asshole.PEDO ALERT!!!
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Don't Be stupid...it's to early in the week...i was saying that is not healty for a baby to be so fat...(sex object) Wow u fucking idiot!! don't be mad at the world...it's a beautiful place...even with u in it!!
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what lauren said.
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what lauren said.
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Ugh . . . I hate to say this, but Honor is not a cute baby.
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That baby has some fat little legs... get her ass on a treadmill or something!
(i kid!) but she is destined to be a cankle queen
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come on guys! Talking shit on a baby, horrible
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Maybe she saw Shiloh across the street and got jealous.
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If that baby girl doesn't lose weight right now, she'll never NEVER grow up to marry a Jonas brother. Anyway, I thought that Jessica got that ticket for not smiling enough. They do that nowadays. Really. Really.
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shes fugly, the baby is fugly. sorry.
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fortunately, that baby is not cute and precious ...
nevertheless, a future multi-millionaire
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