Breaking! Jessica Alba Needed Change For The Meter! Drinks Fiji Water!
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a Jessica Alba & a friend went to a hair salon on Melrose.
Rumors that Jessica Alba is moving to NYC b/c her career as a Hollywood sex object is officially over are totally false. She has one box-office flop hitting theaters later this year ("An Invisible Sign of My Own") & two others that are currently in production (both slated for a 2010 release).
Even though most of her movies suck ass when it comes getting people to cough up money at the theaters, Jessica Alba, believe it or not, has tremendous horndogg star power. If this next movie tanks at the box-office, I simply can't see her getting major roles in the future, so let's hope for the best (or worst---depending on whether you're a Jessica Alba fan or hater).
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How is it possible that this woman gets hotter and hotter every passing year?
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very hot and she even threw in a smile
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mmmmm...I badly want that drink she's holding in pic 2...
lousy cunt rag
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She looks so bitchy in that first pic. I'm shocked she didn't make her assistant put the money in the meter for her.
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She's anything but bitchy actually. She's alsmost as sweet as she is beautiful
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right on about the assistant. i'm also very surprised by that.
why doesn't she carry money around for the meter in her fucking car? who the fuck does she think she is? cunt rag.
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sometimes i don't have change in my wallet.
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She looks good in these
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Over the hill hasbeen.
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Her hair is rank. There is no excuse for hair like that.
Come on Jessica, what is happening to you?
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well, well, well...
look who is back...
fuck this cunt rag...yet again.
where is the kid? probably home with an illegal immigrant that Jessica only pays $10 per day.
and where is she going? not to work. no one will hire her. not only have they realized that she doesn't really look all that good anymore, but they have also discovered that she really has no talent to speak of.
i hate that it took these lame ass casting people this long to figure this out.
jessica alba is the biggest cunt rag on the face of the planet.
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Pic 7 she looks like a "little person".
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the way shes holding out her hand makes her look like a total bitch
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soo gorgeous. wish she would get her hair done tho.
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