Breaking!! Jessica Simpson Still Rich Enough For Bergdorf & Goodman!
Sunday, October 18th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I guess hosting QVC footwear events & headlining at chilli cook-offs & strawberry festivals pretty good money---at least enough for Jessica to shop at one of the most expensive joints in NYC.
90% of the general public goes close to Bergdorf & Goodman for two reasons: They're hitting the Apple Store which sits directly across the street or it's during Christmas and they're checking out B & G's bling'd-out windows decked for the holidays.
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don't forget that Macy's money
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Poor Jess..I can't really say nothing bad about her, in fact I can't say nothing good about her either, she sucks as an actress, sucks as a singer...but I will give her credit for trying...so all she's got left is her average looking body, and what little fame she's got to keep her going..or perhaps snatch some other dumb football player to play with and squeeze some money from him..
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homer simpson is smarter. and drinks less
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The spirits of all the dead animals she is wearing should be allowed to smash her to bits!
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is that fur? if so, what a fucking whore...also, why do daddy's lil girl type of chicks like her wear harley davidson crap? unless a chick knows how to drive a motorcycle, she has no business wearing that shit.
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its the hair extention things she has. everyone wants a weave these daysss even one by JS.
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the woman behind her looks beautiful with the dark hair
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her music sucks but everything else she touches turns to gold
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Now I know why Tony Romo played like shit when he was screwing her...but not gold, more like lead..
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i mean business-wise, she makes a LOT of money
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I know, just having a little fun..and hey good for her...she deserves it,and believe or not, I do like her too.
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She's the female Forrest Gump... dumb as a door knob, but all the luck just roles her way
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My mom says stupid is as stupid does..
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I want her very badly! I would marry her and do everthing possible to make her not want to leave me. She is soooooo hot. I'd eat her out from behind.
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awwwwwww :)
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don't awww, leni. That's his hormones trying to sound romantic! *feminist voice*
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Where do people like her get their money from? She hasn't released any CD's in years, hasn't been in movies or anything like for ages. Hasn't done a damn thing noteworthy for anyone to want to pay her a single penny. Yet do-nothings like this seem to be living better than 99% of the population. I don't get it.
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i love bergdorf & goodman! if only i have enough $ to shop there. :/ window shopping makes me sad but it makes me even more sad to know that this wack looking, fat, no-talent or style having cunt gets to shop there.
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i surely hope that is not FUR ! is she trying to get back at that coyote that snatched her dog?
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