BREAKING! Katy Perry's Workout Sponsored By Nike!
Monday, December 14th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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First off, I think Katy is still dating British manwhore Russell Brand, but I'll be shocked if the couple make it out of the holiday party season still together. Let's admit it, Russell Brand's lifestyle is not conducive to a monogamous relationship, so I don't see us posting Katy Perry much in 2010---especially considering how her career is pretty much dead.
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I can't hate on Russell Brand.
He took this chick from looking retarded to looking straight up smoking hot.
Maybe Nike should sponsor her.
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this got nothing to do with Russell Brand.
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Ooooweee. that's class A...FDA approved ass there...that outfit sure makes it stand out more than it is...can't say much about her face here.tho...but I'll take that ass anytime...
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+1 brotha!
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how is her career officially dead when she hasn't released a follow up to the 'one of the boys' thing ??
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I think that would be how.
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my erections are sponsored by Katy wearing spandex OW!
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ok, we're gonna to have to book you a flight to north korea... ;)
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oh noesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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I saw Katy Perry in spandex and I liked it.
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but it's only the spandex you like... ;)
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Now that she doesn't dress like she just got out of an insane asylum, she isn't that bad.
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once you insane asylum/you don't go back. ;)
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i will never knock a woman who is working out, she gets a free pass for this post
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nice ass
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Top notch body. I don't think her face is bad either. The bottom line remains that she should make a career out of getting naked and being fucked, rather than making shitty, albeit sometimes catchy music.
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she looks better than usual here. i like that the focus is not on her face. her body looks tight in that spandex suit. and she really needs to stop singing. please, katy perry, take mercy on us. ur music makes us bleed from every orifice of our bodies.
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I never really minded her singing and now that she is acting quasi normal, I may give her a reset on her 15-min clock. Now, Selena Gomez singing makes my head explode.
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rather she was worked out with a 2 X 4 upside her head...
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Love a good butt in tights
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I used to like her, but then I realized that she dates a complete douchebag(who always looks crazy)is annoying and actually not that hot, minus the cakes of make up.
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She was always hot, it's just most of you were blinded by the crazy outfits and shitty pop music.
I think what happened was that Lady Gaga came out and just took the "batshit crazy" costumes to another level and Katy's just stopped trying to out crazy her.
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dat ass
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.."especially considering how her career is pretty much dead."
I'm pretty sure she has been in the studio working on a new album this month.
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She needs a tan pronto
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Really?
I'm glad she kinda bucks the trend of everybody trying to out "orange" each other in Hollywood.
I like my White girls White, not orange.
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She has such a nice butt. I love her titties; they look amazing.
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Katy looks good here. I just hate the fact that she is with that douche Russell Brand.
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her ass looks flat and wierd. i dont like her narrow shoulders. i take back what i ever said before about her having a nice bod. still dont like her face either.
and anyone who feels the need to wear full-on head to toe spandex to work out is just tacky. its not flattering on anyone except maybe for jessica biel i'd make an exception
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