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one pic? that's mad wack but much better outfit choice. the ruching disguises her cascading rolls lol a little astucious but i'll buy it.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:07pm
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Thesaurus abuse can make you look like a pretentious git.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 10:56pm
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lol pretentious i am not. i like u goliano. u are quite articulate. i'm just inveigled with words that's all. the more words, the better. they are the only things in my life that are infallible besides God and certain family members. i actually take the time to memorize them and utilize them in my everyday dialogue because it's what i love. but please don't ever misinterpret me as supercilious.

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 6:11pm
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Honey....if you're going to use large words....use them with proper sentence structure. Don't substitute words.

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 7:31pm
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if it's a direct synonym, what difference does it make? again i'm the furthest thing from ostentatious, i just hate redundancy so i like to switch it up with words. i am not trying to garner attention from my vocabulary, that is truly how i speak.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 11:03am
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How does that work out at parties?

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:34pm
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lol i tone it down if the ppl i'm around aren't particularly intellectual. but my best friends know exactly how i am and they're articulate so it's usually not a problem.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 8:53pm
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oh my gosh you are so like my best friend its untrue. She talks exactly how you write!! you're not cara are you?

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:37pm
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I'm talking about this:

"i like u goliano. u are quite articulate"

Those aren't synonyms. That's lazy grammar & sentence structure.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 12:17pm
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lol well that's how i write when i'm online, i'm not gonna use perfect grammar and english and amazing prose. that's unnecessary. i just infuse it with my vocabulary bc i just love it.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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And you know, LL, it's racist to call a Black man articulate... j/k.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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ur a silly boy goli.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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Well, the combination of the two makes you look like you're pulling everything out of a thesaurus.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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oh well jingebell. lol my grandma says that... i'm pulling them out of the thesaurus that is my mind.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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O_o

Riiiiight. So you were born with an extensive vocabulary. Gotcha.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 7:02pm
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LOL! I was just piggybacking off a guest book entry you wrote somewhere about the virtues of the thesaurus. I agree, a full vocabulary is a good thing to have. Wish we could get Max Papis9/Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fans to agree.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:33pm
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With all due respect, Good Morning America would have Kelly thinking about an Egg McMuffin or Hash Browns not French Fries.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:13pm
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Hell yeah haha

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:29pm
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true but i know some fat people who eat burgers, fries & cinnabons before 10 am as an appetizer
kelly might be 1 of them

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 5:07pm
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You are so wrong WeakforEmily, it's definitely 2 McGriddles with a shake.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:32pm
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This fat bitch is a disgrace

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:39pm
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FUCKEN MEAN...

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 9:14am
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who in the world is her stylist?! oscar the grouch?

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 2:51pm
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God Damn!!! She's a fucking Cow!!...PUERCA!!!

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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I've got no problem with plump girls.....but I agree with hula, her stylist sucks.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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Kelly Clarkson is thicker than a king size Snicker.

/I love 'em cute in the face & thick in the waist
//hit me up ladies!!!

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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god i love the ranking on kelly's weight... id still hit it, but its funny as fuck

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 4:48pm
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Have some self respect. You're not cute, sexy, or pretty! You're FAT! Dress appropriate to your body! Since I'm skinny, I don't wear baggy clothing as I'd look foolish.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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Thanks.

Overkill, I know.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:10pm
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dude thats great

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:37pm
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that is fucking awesome.

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 7:23am
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i need to say this.. i think Kelly is hot. i do. even at her weight, who i DO feel bad for is whomever she marries and has kids with because when she pushes out some kids, shes NEVER gonna make it back to being anywhere NEAR being "thin"

you can just see it.

either way, id hit it now.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 5:53pm
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is she wearing a hefty bag?

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 8:59pm
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comment of the day right there....

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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keyword being "Hefty"

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 11:44am
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feed me seymour, feed me all night long

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:59pm
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I have a feeling that if you saw her IRL she wouldn't seem fat at all

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 3:38am
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she used to be attractive:

what a shame.....

Saturday, August 1st, 2009 @ 8:40am
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She used to be hot, clearly I could remember that American Idol Xmas Special in 2004, she sang Breakway and that other hit single, she was very hot then, but, somehow she managed to throw it all away from there to then

I know first hand that anxiety and pressure could break you apart, and I mean it, but, come on Klly, you're bigger than this, move on and get back to your old shape, you deserve it

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 1:04am
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but, come on Klly, you're bigger than this...

Bad choice of words.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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bitch be fat!

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 3:37am
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KELLY !! SLAP!! SLAP!! your plus size now stop this shit its sad and funny.. you can look good +size if you want to..

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 11:47am
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The thing is, i don't really care if she's fat or not. In my opinion she has never been especially attractive. If i've ever liked her it's because i liked a song of hers at the time such as 'since u been gone' which i liked b/c i hated my bf at the time lol.

She's famous because she can sing, not because she's hot or has an 'image' or whatever. I'd take kelly over gaga or katy perry any day of the week.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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That little fuzzy-headed dude should've beat her on American Idol. Fat girl.

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 @ 5:22pm
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