BREAKING!! Khloe Kardashian Hits Up Yogen Fruz in Beverly Hills!
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

We'd just like to say that Khloe fans (i.e. chubby girls with grand aspirations to lose weight just like Khloe) also visit this site! Here's proof:
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for all those haters suck it.. khloe is is beautiful with a great personality and she is my idol. for all the haters its not her fault that your life suck so bad that u hav nothin better to do the hate























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i hope khloe has a heart attack while taking a shit in a public restroom and thrashes around on the floor for hours and is found dead the next day covered in shit with her panties around her ankles and thousands of condoms and a huge black dildo in her purse
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Hmmm...what she stole your lunch box?
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i hate all the kartrashians. kim most of all
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what are you, some sort of a monster?
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haha i saw "i hope khloe has a heart attack" and i was happy all of a sudden
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I think this is the most unique and descriptive post I've seen. It also would possibly be the most humiliating celebrity death.
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Doesn't most of that describe Elvis' death? Replace the dildo and condoms with a peanut butter, bacon, and banana foot long hoagie and it's spot on.
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The big black dildo must also be covered with cream cheese.
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I love your irrepresible sense of humour. Simply LMAO :)
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still too fat
but I'd still bury it in her ass
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"We'd just like to say that Khloe fans (i.e. chubby girls with grand aspirations to lose weight just like Khloe) also visit this site!"
And guys who would probably bust a nut after breathing the same air as Kim Kardashian because they're basement dwelling 'tards are the majority here.
Khloe rules. She's a sweetheart. I'm not chubby. I don't need to lose weight. Quit acting like a fourteen year old boy with a constant hard-on.
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KHLOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I second Caitie's emotion. Khloe is beautiful, sweet, smart, funny, and sexy. Her eyes are gorgeous and her hair is beautiful. She's been coming into her own for a while now. I think she's been told she's not as sexy as the other two for so long, that she believed it. But, no more! She's stepping out and proving she is equally as sexy as her sisters.
She proved she was smarter long ago, but that's not a tough thing to do.
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Damn skippy.
Now, if you'll all excuse me...I need a smoothie...because you know...I'm a chubby girl and I need to lose weight to be like my idol, Khloe.
Fucking assbags.
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Can your chubby fingers hold a smoothie cup properly? Are you walking to the smoothie store? Chubby girls need to walk, you know.
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I don't know if I can hold the smoothie cup properly....I've got these sausage fingers and they have no traction. And I would walk there...but the friction between my thighs might start a fire. And god forbid if I wear heels, I might strike oil. I'd drive to the smoothie store, but my foot is too fat to even fit on the pedals and the frame of the car bows out when I get in. But...I WILL get to the smoothie store....so I can have a smoothie and lose this accursed weight.
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LMCAO!
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It's not FUNNY! I just got up and the seams on my pants burst open and all my cottage cheese spilled out and shattered the windows of my house. I need help.
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HaHaHa!!! Put the cupcake down and throw out the candy bars. And, for goodness sakes woman, lock the fridge and pantry doors.
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I think I wub you two
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:)
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Awww. I wanna fuck you, too.
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LMAO
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Up yours, Caitie! Kim rules the dancehall!!
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Khloe deserves her dance in the spotlight.
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Kim needs to step aside and let CinderKhloe have the next dance.
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I'm sure you have some glass slippers sweet CinderKhloe can wear. I have some critters you can borrow for coachmen and such.
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Clear Stuart Weitzman's.
^_^
The shoes I got married in....
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Caitie, I get a "chubby" when you talk like that!
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yeah! that's chubby talk!!
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LOL
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I Didn't Knew FAT OGERS could eat Yogurt!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HEAD!!..IS FUCKING HUGE!!!
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....case in point....this guy.
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hahaha!! Damn you r fast!!...even with your CHUBBY FINGERS!!
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I'll let the others tear you apart. All I have to say is...you are supremely ignorant.
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owww... you so scawwy!
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Hahahaha. This comment it great.
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Khloe has the misfortune to be photgraphed next to her midgett sisters most of the time. Makes her look bigger than she is I think. But she is looking good these days, whatever she is doing. I once called her a cave beast, but she is far from that now. Keep it up girl.
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she isn't that big, she is losing weight, doing all that she can do, i have to agree with plulu
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I still smash "Beefy" Kardashian all day.
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*I'd
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she may lose 50 lbs, she may be the nicest girl on earth, but she's never going to look attractive to me
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This stupid ass bitch. You're still fat and you're still ugly. Go away.
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<3 Khloe, she's one of my faves. Folk seem to overlook the
fact she's rather tall for a girl - which doesn't mean she
should be a fucking stick insect either.
Gorgeous.
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Well fuck, I've just got to comment becasue of the banter between Caitie, Rhonda, & Toro. That shit makes me laugh. Trolls trolling trolls and all. I'm never going to be a fan of any member of this family. Best I can say, is this one annoys me marginally less than the other 2 camwhores.
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At least you're honest.
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she has been losing weight.
she is now in my "would definitely do anal with her, but nothing else...just yet" category, mainly saved for fat chicks.
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common she is not fat FAT know what i mean..demanding people. god just made her that way.
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i agree god. She is beautiful the way she is and is meant to be.
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now you may kneel before me, good slave.
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thats what all fat girls say.
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my lost friend you have a lot of learning to do.
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How sad and empty one's life has to be in order for Khloe something to be an idol.
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Her face is too long. She needs to use one of these:
vertically.
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OMG! Now I know how you feel when I bad-mouth Kim. I started to see a bright light.
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Let me know when you're close to the edge. I've got the hook up. ;)
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I'm sure you do since you've been there so often.
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If she does it too much she'll look like Stewie from Family Guy or Arnold from Hey Arnold!
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Huge, Fat, ugly, other then that she's okay...
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Oh YAY ! ! ! Everyone here has an opinion ! ! !
Opinions are like assholes, they're everywhere!
If opinions are like assholes, and everyone has one, why would you entertain someones opinion?! That would be like playing with their asshole!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!!
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I really like Khloe. I started to like her when i watched 'keeping up with the kardahsians' and she's the only reason the show is watchable. She's really funny and seems loyal, even to her evil sister Kourtney. Girls like that in one another.
So Moe, you're wrong in thinking fat girls could only like Khloe. Girls like other nice girls regardless of what they look like (even though i find khloe to be attractive).
Sometimes guys think that girls ony like ugly girls because of jealousy but its really a myth. My friends are stunning but im not jealous, i love them whatever they look like and i wouldnt love them more if they put on 100lbs.
So im trying to say that not all girls are jealous bitches and Khloe is popular with women because she kicks ass.
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i'll give her this much she's the best of the 3.. i could talk to her the other 2 r just seminal receptacles..
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Talk and/or fuck. Hmm. I'm still don't see the problem, there.
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Dude, tbh, she was never that big. And now that she's conforming to her sisters and losing all this weight, I hope it becomes very clear to people - She is simply not attractive. She has a butta face. She is ugly. Ugly can't be fixed.
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i like khloe. she's the only one i could actually be in the same room as and not feel compelled to put a noose around my neck or inspire me to start some sort of genocide. she's not gorgeous but i think if she lost another 30 lbs and got a nose job, she'd be really hot and she would have the whole package.
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"cydney (Uncertified Bastard)
for all those haters suck it.. khloe is is beautiful with a great personality and she is my idol. for all the haters its not her fault that your life suck so bad that u hav nothin better to do the hate"
Lard ass, puhlease. I can say the same exact thing about you. For all the fans out there suck it. Khloe is not really attractive with no personality and she is my entertainment. for all the fans, it is not her fault that your life suck so bad that you have nothing better to do the love.
Now, go, lose weight, fatso!
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she not that big the only thing I don't like is her big head!
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no way she is fat\
she looks like a normal healthy girl. I cant understand why people keep calling her fat even after she lost the weight.
she looks like one of my friends (who is also called chloe) and I think she is lovely.
from this website I get the impression that american men like ultra skinny women
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