Breaking! Kim & Khloe Kardashian Arrives @ Bar Delux Last Night!
Friday, March 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
There was a Bastardly Rumor floating around the Kardashian sisters were gonna bare it all for an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine, but Kim stated the rumors are "not true" on her blog. However, she added the following: “Although we would be flattered, no one has even asked us, so I don’t know where this rumor has sparked from."
“We would be the brunette version of The Girls Next Door! Haha.”
So yeah, not surprisingly, the Kardashian sisters will do anything for cash. Kim banged a d-list rapper on camera to become famous, right? So why not scissor your own sister for Playboy?

























the fat-tall one is just fucking scary. she looks like godzilla on a bad day.
why can't we just have pix of her hotter, cock sucking pro sister Kim? i mean really.
fuck i hate this one in the yellow.
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they look wacky. wonder how many guys tried 2 take adventage of their drunken asses.
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wow, this is why i hate bars,
Reason: too many drunken people, and 2nd over all, it is end of story for me, PERIOD!!!
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Fiona (Sherk's wife) look's Fucking Discusting as always!!....KIM's is very fine n sexy!!
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**Shrek!!
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The big one seems like a giant, fat arse
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So they think they are the "brunette version of the Girls Next Door"? That's rich.....
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" So why not scissor your own sister for Playboy? "
that's so fucking funny !!!
personally... i've seen kim naked and wouldn't loose sleep if i didn't see Chloe naked. Kourtney however i would like to see
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hahaha these captions are HILARIOUS lmfao
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kim: “Although we would be flattered, no one has even asked us, so I don’t know where this rumor has sparked from."
hmmm, i bet these attention sluts started the rumors themselves...
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Look up Nicole Bass
"it" and Khloe are similar
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I guess Kloe thinks that by wearing tight clothes she may look thinner, Man is she so mistaken...cause she looks worst.
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You all are HATERS!!!! Hopefully you find peace and happiness in your own lives instead of saying awful things about people you don't know, nor have you met....one word...JEALOUS!!!!!! Only God can judges, I'm sure NONE of you are perfect.
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u gonna cry now or what??? jealous of a useless whore who does NOTHING????
get real.
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Just love that skirt. I feel something growing.
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"yeah right" said it.....useless whores who do NOTHING. and not even very attractive whores at that.
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Mmm mmm mmm! Kim is too damn foine.
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Kim's cheek implants are really obvious in pic 3. And her nasty ass implants are always obvious.
How dumb do you have to be to let a doctor hack open your ass cheeks and shove plastic into the gaping, bloody, infected wounds?
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yo reggie beat up kim for me so i don't look so bad. fo sho
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KIMMIE LOOK ALOT LIKE PEGGY BUNDY I CANT GET OVER IT! AS FOR THE SIS SHES VERY PIGLIKE NONE OF THESE BITCHES IS CUTE.
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Hef isn't interested in fat lazy useless bitches.
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YOU'RE ONLY RIGHT ABOUT THE FAT PART. LAZY AND USELESS ARE PLAYBOY BUNNY PREREQUISITES.
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KILL THE KKK!!!
KILL THE KKK!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
OR I WILL.
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at least khloe has confidence...or something like that. yea.....
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