Breaking! Lauren Conrad Went To Topshop & Balthazar in SoHo!
Friday, June 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: DAVID KRIEGER/bauergriffinonline.comLauren's currently in the city pimping her new book "L.A. Candy." From the looks of the book's Amazon page, Lauren & Co. have already paid three people to post positive reviews. Here's an excerpt from one of the reviews:
The book, about reality-tv star 19-year-old Jane Roberts certainly sounds like a semi-autobiographical journey for the author, the star of MTV's "reality" show, The Hills. I started on the assumption that it would be pure fluff. The story was an enjoyable quick read though and even a bit weightier than I had anticipated.
Naturally, the lion's share of the story centers around the social lives of Jane and her best friend Scarlett. They are both new to Los Angeles, starstruck and boy crazy. Despite being an attractive natural blonde, Jane considers herself a "plain Jane" while Scarlett is a confident brunette bombshell. Jane's just scored an internship with renowned event planner, Fiona Chen. Scarlett plans to coast through classes at USC while she decides what to do with herself. When Hollywood producer Trevor Lord starts talking to them in a nightclub, they initially assume that he's trying to hit on them... but eventually he convinces them to come for an audition for a new reality show filming in Los Angeles. In the interview, the producers are impressed with the girls' natural good-looks and unaffected demeanor. Just like that, they are in!
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I like her a lot better the Audrina....she looks more cute..and sexier!!...Mamacita!
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still fug but i like her outfit
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She's a pretty girl, but I'm sure she's annoying.
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i KNOW shes annoying. Why else wouldi have this strong urge to punch her face in.
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LOL!
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2 Words...Anger Management!
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I do not know why we still need her. isn't she off the tv show, replaced by a cuter girl? when will people have to actually DO something to be a celebrity again, i want to bring 1988 back, not the fashion, but the stars
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i hope she gets a huge cold sore on her lip
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She wrote a book - yeah and I discovered a cure!!!
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I am willing to give her the cold sore that you speak of...
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she is the most beautiful girl in the world. no arguments.
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okay.. lets not go crazy
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LOL
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lauren just needs to go away, fuck some dudes, do some coke, and croak.
i'm very tired of her and her "friends".
does she really think she's that important?
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Talk about mayonnaise on white bread. SO plain!
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Ahh..... It's no surprise that the thunder quieted, the rains ceased and the sun shined brightly in concert with LC's angelic face coming into focus.
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yes shes quite angelic, her mustache makes her even more so.
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ROFLMFAO!!!
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You're a petty little girl. Don't you ever feel anything else besides envy and jealousy? Or is that the range of your emotional spectrum?
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Is 'Alina Marina' the best you could come up with? Really?
You're right, i'm jealous. OF A MUSTACHE. That makes perfect sense, who wouldn't be? I'm just feeling so damn low about myself because I don't have tHe requisite amount of testosterone to grow one of my very own. It's just not the same walking around with a joke shop muzzy stuck to my top lip, people look at me strangely. But, alas, the world is a cruel place. One day, when i'm old and grey i may (if im lcuky enough) have whiskers of my very own.
DAMN YOU, LAUREN CONRAD AND YOUR MALE HORMONES! DAMN YOU TO HELL, THIS ENVY IS EATING ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!!!
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You're an idiot. She doesn't have a moustache. You're seeing things that aren't there and then trying to make everyone else agree to collectively hallucinate. I mean, what the fuck are you talking about? She has a moustache? And you have a three inch cock.
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Actually i have a 10 inch cock. Get your facts straight.
And Lauren has a tache, even her so called friend Audrina mentioned it on a radio show.
Go drink some bleach.
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I didn't notice that... usually means there's a hairy beaver in the vicinity. Mnph, mnph, MNPH!! She just keeps getting better.
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LOL
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so boring now
what does she do now, just write stupid books that r exactly like the hills
no talent ho
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I will always love this bitch.. and I really don't know why - maybe that she can actually remain composed and non-slutty while being in the public eye. It's refreshing.
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is she really that important to comment?
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I believe you've answered your own question.
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I think she looks older then she is, not in that good Megan Fox way tough.
But she doesn't have a mustache, just her vains showing.
Dispite all of that, I think she looks pretty good.
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no really she does. Google her. She has a tache. I don't joke about female facial hair.
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LC----->book----->published "author"----->HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
i'm much rather read SEE SPOT RUN
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sorry i'm an idiot! i thought this was about her "book" but no! looks like i'm the joke and not LC.....this time!
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just kidding.....there was mention of a book, i'm not the joke, LC and her "book" are.....GAME OVER! FLIP!
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