BREAKING! Lindsay Lohan Can Read! (or Pretends To!)
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Here's what Lindsay Lohan wrote on her Twitter account regarding Brittany Murphy's death."My deepest condolences go out to all of Brittany Murphy's loved ones and may she rest in peace. ... She was a great talent w/a beautiful soul xo." Source
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Damned this chick has definetly had it..no shape, ugly skin, droopy ass..and ugly...what more can I say...but a has been...retire Lohan, before you look make things worst.
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so much potential squandered
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question....why is she still here when Brittany Murphy is gone? something is so very wrong with that sad fact
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cause life is full of cruel jokes until you die, the cruelist joke of all.
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what a waste of talent and potential beauty. she was "it"... she had her whole life ahead of her and the world at her feet and she fucked it up.
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Mean Girls was the shit. And she looked good.
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+1
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"Oh my god, Danny DeVito I love your work!" Fuckin hilarious. Tina Fey is a funny bitch.
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ahahahaha one of my fave lines in the entire movie. "you puerto rican?" "lebanese" "i feel that."
"i want my pink shirt back!"
"all you sucka mc's ain't got nothin' on me, got my grades, got ma lines you can't touch kevin g. i'm a mathlete, so forget what ya heard, i'm a nerd, i'm superb i'm like james bond the third. shhhhhakkin not stirred, i'm kevin gnapoor. the g is silent when i sneak into ur door. makin' love to ur woman on the bathroom floor. i don't play it like shaggy, you'll know it was me. cuz next time ya see her she be like uhhh kevin g!!!"
"that's enough kevin"
(k g and the power of three)
"happy holidays everybody!"
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haha brilliant.
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! YOUR STUPID...she continues to get scripts, was in india because of her relevance in hollywood & is still beautiful. Some actors dont break out until their 30's n 40's...its clear she is in the top 5 most popular actresses in america, POPULAR! idiot.
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Why so confrontational? It's perfectly alright if you disagree with someone's opinion, but no need to use such hateful language. And Lindsay already did break out. Her career as well as her looks have definitely gone downhill the past couple years. That's not saying she won't get roles and maybe comeback and have a decent career into her 30's and 40's. It is possible.
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I knew all along she was ugly.............BUT, DAMN......SHE NEEDS TO CALL IT A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So basically all these celebrities are gonna tweet the same exact shit.
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yeh, i'm waiting for someone to say, "She was a great talent w/a beautiful soul... who did way, way, way to much blow."
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She must be aging in dog years or something, because she looks about 45.
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ha ha, u got it
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stupid whore
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no way she can read
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She's just so shapeless, except for the tits, of course. And what a flat ass.
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Fran Drescher this is what you should wear to the beach
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haha sweet callback
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ty I just can't get how they let themselves go like that or like this
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I don't think that the Nanny now would even look good wearing Lindsay's bathing suit.
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Damn, she looks terrible. This is just plain sad.
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Has the body of "The parent trap" and the face of an old .monkey
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How does someone who was so beautiful at such a young turn into this...drugs???
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her teeth look dirty from far away and up close.
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Damn, her body is wrecked.
How can you be her age and look so terrible already?
Christ by the time she is 30, if she makes it that long, she is going to look absolutely awful.
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Not aging that well for her, "Sorry I don't find her attractive mis-fucking minded people"
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lulz at the caption but this chick needs to leave please! go to India lindsay so i never have to hear about you ever again
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I miss the hot Lindsay Lohan
from Mean Girls
R.I.P.
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She looks so gross. I feel like I should shower after looking at these horrible pictures. Y-U-C-K
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These pictures need to appear in the dictionary alongside definition of BUSTED.
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You know they threw that rock out after the photo shoot...
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u GUYS R GAY, and u chicks r ugly...shes hot, hotter than any chick on bastardly without question!
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And you are mentally ill.
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pshhh yeah fucking right u jealous ass cunt. she couldn't hold a flame to damla, sonia, leni. mad bitches on here look way better than her. go back to idolizing ur coke whore. guess she reminds u of urself.
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lindsay, I FUCKING LOVE U! OHH LETS DOOOO IIIT
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lmao!
merry skank-mas you wonderful old firecrotch...
PS i'd go clamming at lowtide...
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last week saw a picture of her at lax without make-up looking beautiful..yea its known she does drugs all the time, thats y shes doesnt look as hot in every pic shes in. That being said, the fact is she makes evry girl on BASTARDLY look like a GREMLIN or atleast just Leni.
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dear hater,
continue to hate on girls that look better than u could ever dream of being. it further validates how fucking amazing we are. ur not welcome here. everyone abhors you. but i understand that being a troll is all you've ever been dexterous at. peace.
with love,
ladylazarus
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Pam you are such a wankface
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lmao i love u alinamaria. :)
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haha right back at you!
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I still believe that she's going to become hot again
she's sexy
she needs to embrace her red hair, gain weight, sleep and no drugs
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thank god she covered her belly button. that shit is abnormally high
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the caption is perfect...t-t-the...ca ca cat in...t t the ha ha hat......wow this is hard stuff
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time for a sing along everone...Happy Whore-a-days Happy Whore-a-dats I'm a whore again today......bla bla bla
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I bet her pussy smells like hot garbage and her breath like a chain-smoking grandmothers.
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Oh and that first photo looks more staged than a Spencer and Heidi pic.
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At least she is holding the magazine in the correct upright position, which is more than we can usual say about herself. The HoHan must be smiling that she has somehow managed to cheat death with some of her antics over the past few years. I still love me her titties and ass, though.
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a total hasbeen....
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