Breaking!! Megan Fox Does Photo Shoot on Beach For Elle Mag!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
She has a couple movies coming out this year, so this is all to build some buzz (Transformers 2 is just a few short months away!!). Let's hope it's as hot as her GQ or FHM layouts from last year...
This is the problem with the youth of America. They have no appreciation for what a woman looks like. Instead, they worship the most fucking boring overrated chick this side of everyone being in love with Beyonce. Fuck this shit man.
Real women don't look like this. This is fucking boring. i want exotic. I want INTERESTING. This skank is neither.
Shoot your virtual venom this way kids. I stand by my thought.
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All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly. Welcome to America. Enjoy your stay.
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I've been saying the same shit about this bitch for years. She's the new Angelina, and she's nothing fancy.
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Srsly.
+1
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Whether you think she's a "real woman", a "cyborg", or composed of peanut butter and doll parts, the point, when you've finished pulpitting, is that she is beautiful, wealthy, and so far out of your league she might as well be leaning against the Mars Rover right now.
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What ever ^.....she's fucking HOT...just amazing, i can't wait for these pictures to come out!!
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How many cliches about how hot Megan Fox is can we fit in one post?
I guess we'll find out!
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Quite the Handsome Wo-MAN.
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possible nipslip on page3 if it wasn't so grainy!
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yeah, nipslip for sure
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Just saw her on What I Like About You (she de-virginized Henry) and she looks so nice w/o he tats.
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now i love m fox but these pix suck asshole. not just the quality but who the fuck would have her wear that heinous dress? she's way too short for that, makes her legs look stumpy, her hips wide and very disproportioned to her upper body. that shit would only look good on someone very tall and lanky, like adriana or irina sheik idk. but these pix will probably be great cuz she's still a gorgeous girl and thanks to our beloved photoshop.
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Arrrghh the leg tatoo
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she is now available after dumping brian austin douchebag.
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So explain a push up bra here? Pancake to overabudant C's in just one operation. Nice.
Kind of bow legged too.
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Shes finished with BAG. Good riddance too, what a loser he is.
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I just read that Megan Fox and her boyfriend called off their engagement. I guess we will see if its true
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The tats kept her off my top 10 list.
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Too bad his name is tattooed on her body, dumb ass girl.
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HA! Now THAT would be filed under the regrettable tattoo category. I would never be branded with somebody's name.
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Horrible photos of her.
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SHES PERFECT!!!!!
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Megan is gorgeous, men everywhere love her. Girl is fierce!
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Shame about the ink - skanks out otherwise gorgeous girls. Artwork that no one would ever hang in their living rooms, embedded forever in their skin... Sigh...
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