Breaking! Megan Fox Drinks Soup Then Sips Water!!!
Monday, September 14th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Megan Fox continues her promotion of Jennifer's Body in Toronot and at had some time to have some food during a press conference. However, what we really want to know is what kind of soup Megan had? Also, the biggest question on everyone's mind for this post... do you eat or drink soup? I'm going with "drink" for this one since it doesn't look like there are any vegatables or noodles for Megan to eat in this soup.






















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exactly when did this attention whore's everything become news? I so hope she's sterile
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There are plenty of smitten posters on this site, who would love to assist in "test" to prove she isnt sterile.
Yet I like you dont get they hype.
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well thought out reply & much appreciated
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If you have to use a utensil to consume said foodstuff, then it's eating.
So Megan is "eating" the soup.
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I use a straw for my soda's does that mean I am "eating" my soda?
A straw does fit the definition of a utensil.
Just want to clarify it with you.
I personally would of gone with something like the word "mastication" as a distinction.
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Anything that you find on a table is a utensil. I don't consider a straw to be a utensil.
And a soda/soft drink is just that: a beverage. You don't "eat" a beverage. You drink a beverage. You drink through a straw.
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Please stop acknowledging on this ungrateful little bitch
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bitch looks beautiful here but she's still a bitch
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beautiful bitch that is.
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I want to see the faces that she makes when she poops...SCRUNCHY FACE!!!!
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I imagine someone will find that pretty hot too. Especially if another girl and a cup are involved.
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She looks good doing anything
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just can't feel the same way about her now that I've read what the Transformers crew had to say.. fantasy from far away, nightmare up close, apparently
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BORING PASTY FACE
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People should know better already, Megan's in the same class as strippers. Looky, but no touchy. Unfortunately, you can't screw pretty, my friends. But crazy can cut your junk off while you're asleep.
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These pictures arent that great of her,
and I dont think she will age good
she has bad tan-damaged skin
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she looks like angie here
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I LOVE this vintage inspired look on her, she looks insanely gorgeous here. Her peaches and cream complexion is just too beautiful especially with her long dark hair. I hope she keeps this look for a while because in my opinion she has never looked as good.
As for what the 'Transformers Crew' said, I really don't believe the letter is genuine. I think it's written by some Michael Bay fans who are jealous of Megan because i just don't see why you would bother otherwise. There are plenty of bitches in Hollywood from what I've heard so why has MF been singled out? I think a lot of people have trouble dealing with how much attention she gets and how she runs her mouth off all the time but it's really not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. Maybe she is a bitch but so what, she's a beautiful bitch.
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I couldn't agree more...even eating or drinking she's beautiful..sure would like to have her for lunch...lol.
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Go drink your pint of gin & take your pain meds, old man...
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Yes Mam...
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fuck megan fux
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You will most likely need to get in line to accomplish that "act"
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I'm sick of her now, she is everywhere like fucking Parasite Hilton and it's just annoying.
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u drink soup therefore its not a meal
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yeah i always have soup as a snack, never a meal. Its more like drinking hot milk or something.
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You drink a soup if it's smooth and blended but you need a spoon if it has chunks of veggies, pieces of meat or pasta in it so you eat it. Megan is overrated.
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Agreed on the soup situation. I think by most of the comments here and elsewhere on the interwebs you can't say she's overrated. I think enough people dislike her. I go back and forth with her but I'll always admit she has some amazing sex appeal.
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If you are using a bowl and spoon, you are eating soup. If you are drinking it directly from a little soup cup, you are drinking soup.
But more importantly, would I be eating Megan's pussy juice, or drinking it?
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FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKING MEGAN FOX
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P.S. Hating on yellow gold
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Maybe its her pale skin and her hair a lips that provide a striking contract but these pics give her a certain goth looks that I am not liking.
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Im with the majority here. Enough with Megan Fox unless she is really looking good. I don't want to see her eating and taking a dump!
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3 words..... WHO FUCKING CARES?
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It's 'have' soup. I'm surprised Megan can manipulate a spoon with her hammerthunbs.
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I absolutely despise her earrings.
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i wouldnt be suprised if I saw this on top of my screen:
Breaking! Megan Fox Inhales Then Exhales!!! | Moejackson - Celebrity News & Gossip
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Oh my FSM I hate her earrings. They are damn fucking ugly. I can't even concentrate on how pretty her eyes look.
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No wonder her thumbs are stubby! She keeps sucking them. I would be happy to give her my thumbs to suck on.
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ugh why does she think she's "classy" all of a sudden
wasn't she like trying so hard to convince everyone she's white trash(CAUSE THATS SOOO COOL) when really she was just a typical 90s girl who never had one bad thing happen to her her whole fucking life
and now she's wearing stupid vintage earings and tacky ass ring trying to look like fucking classy
ANNOYING
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I can definitely say that Megan is a lot more classy than you. She actually handles her self very well in interviews and besides a few tattoos, which apparently seem to really bother people, I see nothing white trash about her. People who sit here and deliberately hate on this girl are as low class as it gets. WHAT I WOULD PAY TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE EVERY TIME MOE JACKSON POSTS NEW BEAUTIFUL PICTURES OF HER...some of you probably have steam coming out of your ears from the jealousy you experience at that moment.
** she is absolutely stunning here (as always) her face is one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen..and all of you know it ;) keep hating
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haha no steam
she looks fucking half dead
she's DONE
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She looks so stunning in some of these pictures that its insane.
But, in some of them.. her head is the same width as her neck, which i think is an unattractive feature in both males and females.
She also has those lines her neck... which leads me to believe neck liposuction followed by a mini-neck tuck would do her good.
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Really? Mini neck tuck at 23??
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