Breaking!! Miley Cyrus Went For A Bike Ride All Alone!
Friday, January 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though I'm sure Miley's ass is insured for millions, I'm kind of shocked that she's allowed to ride her bike all alone. God forbid, if anything were to happen to Miley, we'd be forced to watch endless amounts of documentaries & specials on television, and not to mention, Disney's stock would fall by at least 10-15%, considering how she rakes in billions for the company.
But the thing is that she's never alone. There are cameras wherever she goes.
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I don't think the paps would try and stop anything. they'd just be shooting away.
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You're completely wrong! They would save her just so they could put themselves in the spotlight and call themselves heros.
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i think there trying to endanger their selfs by doing it for unscheduling unnecessary thing
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uuumm.
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what we didn't see is when she went around the curve and Richturd jumped from the bushes and tried to carry her off. which was creepy since Miley is too old for his taste. fucking Richturd. hide the little girls!
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I'm sure she only does this for the exercise, and publicity of course, you'd thing with all the money she and her dad have she be riding in a rolls royce...
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She bikes alone, but calls the paps for an unscheduled photo shoot.
Pathetic.
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I can't stand this arrogant little fuckwhore.
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fucking people that works for security or bodyguard inc. sorry, but thats was unscheduled to take photo shoots, and don't know how the fuck they were taken this but those streets kinda friendly but dangerous to take one in the main street way...
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Isn't she too old to be riding a bike with a basket?
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well i'll be darned. if that just isn't the cutest bicycle i've ever laid eyes upon. floral paint and a pretty basket. any girl would consider themselve lucky to ride that to Doc's General Store in town square.
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did she stack it??? and fall flat on her butt face
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