BREAKING!! Mischa Barton Nearly Fell Walking Inside Bryant Park!
Monday, September 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Tragedy nearly struck last week as New York Fashion Week came to a screeching halt. While walking to a fashion show with friends, Mischa had trouble walking on the cobbled stone walkway inside Bryant Park. Reports of possible damage to her $5,000 Louboutins are still being researched, but thankfully Mischa's walked away unscathed from the near career-shattering incident. Calls to her Mischa's agent for an update went unanswered.
After coming off suicidal psychiatric issues during which he had to be hospitalized in L.A., Mischa's slowly crawling her way back to recovery, so the last thing Mischa needs at this point in her career is an annoying sprained ankle. She currently stars in an Aston Kutcher-produced series titled "The Beautiful Life," which focuses attention on life in NYC's cracked-out, highly competitive fashion industry. The show premiered last week.

























GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Is that the new fugly dance in pic 1 & 2? Mischa looks like a cheap hooker
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Style is improving greatly. Even looks good falling.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Not that bad...yeah she's improving!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Starting to look decent. Still looks a bit crackwhorish though.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Shes looking better
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i like the outfit and the shoes but she has some nasty teeth and looks like a retard when she smiles
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
god she's a mess, drunk and or high all the time
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
whats wrong with being high all the time? Nowadays nobody likes to be sober.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
this bigot's teeth look like rotten tic tacs
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Those aren't Louboutins.
But they're still pretty.
Unlike Mischa.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Who gives a fuck about this Louboutins.Some ppl def. need a life.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Glad to see her time in the hospital helped "cure" her............
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
mmm...boobies.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
smiling + stumbling + mischa = intoxicated..
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
whos is the chick in the red dress shes HOTT... dam
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Hey Mischa call the "Dr." when you feel the need to fall on something o.k.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Looks pretty good, those boobs look so tempting..so does the one chick in red...I'll take both of them if no one wants them...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
lookin' good, and yes threesome with the chick in red
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Always had a nice rack, but that's about it.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
she needs to stay sober all the time....
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
The only thing I like bout her , is that she loves to get high all the time.Drugs are better than nasty alcohol. Go Mischa
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
i don't give a fuck about the shoes. i know they are caite harmful's favorite so she must be cringing like me, but for other reasons.
this chick looks like a fucking dip shit, falling everywhere, not being able to handle her fucking shoes.
don't wear them if you can't WEAR them.
she has got to be SO fucking high right now. just step far, far away from anna lynn mccord's lines of coke. don't do it.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
That's pretty much why I was cringing.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I dont like this girl, but she looks good here.
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!