Breaking News!! Beyonce Rocks A Bikini In Monaco!
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash NewsDamn, that water looks nice!! It must be really awesome to jet around the globe on Jay-Z's tab! Lucky bastaaaads!!
Anyway, if Beyonce were to take off her shirt, we're about 98% sure that she'd look like this:
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dayummmm!
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The fat bitch must be REAL confident with her unphotoshopped body to wear a huge fucking shirt over her bikini.
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hey ms.Whore, she's not fat she's just big boned (esp. in the ass)
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This is what happens when you get photoshopped so much that people expect you to look like you do in the pictures. What you don't see here folks is a chick with a big FAT ass and a GUNT.
fuck beyonce. im so tired of this attention whore.
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See? Even Beyonce knows she is cursed with thunder thighs.
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Someone is feeling hot, lol...what about all that big girl pride..also that horse hair of hers is getting pretty beat up, time to get a new wig Bee.
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She's fuckin' pregnant, idjits!
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in the middle of a world tour? nah, not this workaholic lol
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Looking forward to her taking that 2 year vacation she spoke of.
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i think she always looks great. There are a lot of jelous girls out there i'll tell you!
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Jealous* ugh
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She used to be so cute and effeble during the Austin Powers era... now those days are sadly gone...
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Those legs look like 2 sausages.
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I like how she doesn't make it obvious that she is hiding her fat legs, thighs and body in that huge shirt.
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She must be in town for the Monaco Grand Prix thiks weekend... She's wearing that tent because her bikini don't have no sequins.
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Thats next weekend dude! May 24th! There going be a lot of racing class there too!
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Bastadly:
Where is the skin , the ass & the tits? -- she's all covered
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Do you think she'd let me fuck her for a bucket of KFC? Nah, I wouldn't use my shlong, I'd fuck her with a stick.
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Same difference.
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Man I'm glad I'm not a white guy, where you can only think a girl's body looks good if she has a body like a number 2 pencil... LOL at beyonce being fat... SMH
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uuumm green. my favorite color. but seriously take care of your business, cause them 300mil promises aren't real.
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uuumm. i'd nibble on those knee caps until your cunt goes pop.
just for fun, that's all. i'd make your cunt go pop cause i love the way a woman goes gooey pop ... i love you.
liars!
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After reading that, Bumfudle is the perfect name. Great insight, dude.
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Actually i think she lost weight and she just looks too good to show it :P Heheheh
http://www.beyonceworld.net/gallery/candids/2009/ShoppingTripParisMay04/...
It's only the not confident, not masculine enough guys who like that pencil looking woman type...Whatever
At least everybody is happy...
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